Star Wars Imperial Wall Paper
When it comes to Horrible Dudes, it doesn’t get much worse than Darth Vader.
He and his Imperial Forces are some of the Horrible-est around. So horrible, in fact, that they’re not just on the Bad Side, they’re on the DARK Side. Whenever I think of Darth Vader death-gripping that guy from across the table without even laying a finger on him, yet STILL causing him to pass out from choking, I shudder. And then I think: “MAN, he’s grouchy! I am nowhere NEAR as grouchy as that guy. Anyone who blows up his Home Planet has got serious Anger Management issues, and I, for one, am super happy it’s not ME.” So, when I found this new Imperial Wall Paper, I had to have it immediately; it’s my perfect dose of Daily Validation that I’m not such a bad guy after all. With all the Bad Dudes of the Dark Side, including Boba and the Storm Troopers, staring me in the face every morning while I brush my teeth, I can’t help but feel a little better about myself. I straighten my spine a bit, toothpaste dribbling on my chin, and think: “Wow. There are people out there much horribler than you, Jen. Way to go, my friend. Way to GO!”
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This is so fabulously subtle! Nobody would ever notice that it’s Star Wars bad guys unless they were really, really looking… very cool find.
Marcy – Isn’t it awesome? And it’s flocked, so it’s got cool texture. Glad you’re digging it, too!
I hate to nitpick, but Vader was born on Tatooine. He blew up Alderaan, so he didn’t blow up his home planet. He did torture his daughter and blow up her adopted home planet, but chances are he didn’t know she was his daughter at the time.
Techydad – Dude, you’re so right. I got the whole daddy-daughter-living-on-the-same-planet thing confused. Thanks for setting the record straight!
Where can you buy this?
It looks like this was a ThinkGeek product from 2012, and unfortunately, they’ve shut down their online stores. I think there are a few ThinkGeek brick and mortar stores still left in the US, and a lot of ThinkGeek stuff can be found at GameStop now. I’d contact one or both of those companies, but it may be long gone by now. :/