From what people tell me, you don’t wanna be nearby when Darth Vader breaks wind. It’s not as dangerous, however, to wear a Darth Vader Windbreaker. And I think that’s an important distinction. The drawstring hood and the elastic cuffs will keep out the chill, save for the...

They come in teen sizes. Think I can slam myself into to a teen size? (Don’t answer that.) I have a cute little Vader Mask to go with it… Alright, alright, I’ll save the fun for the kids. You’ll play the part in your own superhero movie when you bestow these great and...