You know the spiel. You know the spiel by heart. You know the spiel in two LANGUAGES. You do the spiel before THE GUY does the spiel. You ARE the spiel. Celebrate your love with this Monorail Spiel Tee and wow and amaze your friends. (Or you can wow and amaze your friends by buying THEM...

“Don’t get your head squooshed in the door, dummy.” That’s a LOOSE translation, but that’s basically what that says. And anyone who loves riding the monorail–just for the sake of the monorail–will love and appreciate the Spanish translation of...