Always let your conscience be your guide… And, right now, my conscience is telling me to buy this Jiminy Cricket iPhone Case! I love Jiminy for keeping Pinocchio on the straight and narrow when he was all wantin’ to get down at Pleasure Island. Kept the Real Boy’s head on...

I cannot tell a lie…this is NOT a #2 Pencil. Here’s another thing that ain’t no lie: that’s a stinkin’ cute Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener. The cool thing about this thing is, your untruths are directly correlated to the size of the pencil you’re sharpening....