Don’t speak until you’re sure the Sith Lord is fully caffeinated. Those who have SEEN Darth Vader before his morning cup of Joe know it ain’t pretty. It’s best just to leave him alone until he’s had at least 16 ounces of the Dark Roast. Enjoy yours far, far away...

Come see the sights and ski the slopes at the warm and friendly Vader Castle! How great would it be to walk around the Food and Wine Festival with a Darth Vader Stein in your hand? You could score major points with the environment for saving plastic, for one, and score major points with the...