I mean, I probably won’t have to warn you MUCH… …since I suck these things down faster than you can say “Aloha Isle”. But please, still, it IS in your best interest that you Stand CLEAR of My Dole Whip, as I take them PRETTY seriously. ESPECIALLY when I’m...

Think warm thoughts of mosquitoes, high humidity, and 97 degrees Fahrenheit!   The cold rain has me shiverin’ in my boots (and in me timbers) right about now, and while I am known to gripe about the ridonk humidity of Summertime in Disney World, I would give ANYTHING to be griping about...