It’s good to keep your options open. It’s good to know which side you’re on, but smart to have a back-up t-shirt in case You Know Who shows us at your next get-together asking questions about where your loyalties lie… Wapoosh! Former Jedi becomes…Imperial...

Don’t give me that look, Lord Vader! Oh, that was your smiley face? I can never tell with you. Even when YOUR Little Vader’s giving you the angry eyebrows for telling him to clean his room for the FIFTH TIME TODAY, looking down at the shirt he has on will give you reason to...