I can cut this potato in less than 12 parsecs.   I know it’s an apple, but potato sounded funnier. Whatever you’re chopping, do it faster on the Millennium Falcon Chopping Board. It’s thick, made of acrylic, and full of Chewie and Han. What more could you ask...

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...