Oh, the possibilities of the Pirate Poncho. First of all is quite the obvious: it’s the perfect rain poncho for your next trip to Disney! Secondly, clearly this is the perfect Emergency Halloween Costume! Need a Jack Sparrow on the Spot? Voila! Add a hat and some eyeliner and Boom!...

“Late men tell no tales.” Because they’re fired. Don’t be fired; show up when you’re s’posda with this awesome Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean Alarm Clock Radio. It’s flapping, mechanical jaw and red, glowing eyes will surely have you hopping...