A long time ago, in a decade far, far away… …in rooms with shag carpeting near kitchens with avocado-colored appliances, there lived…Lava Lamps. And everyone who owned one was amazed. Not merely because they were made of lava, no! But because they wormed their way into the...

You know, the description on this thing says it’s for ages 7-13, but I’m getting one anyway.  It’s not fair for them to limit my enjoyment of life like that. What, like 14-year olds all of a sudden can’t have Star Wars Planetariums? Well, here’s the thing: I’m ordering one for MY...