Don’t call him a “doll.”  He’s not fond of the word “figurine” either. And don’t hug him when he’s angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry… When he’s not SUPER angry–just merely making his mad...

Save the drama for yo Step-Mama! You gotta give it to her: Cinderella had to put up with some STUFF the first half her story. Floor-scrubbing. Brow-beating. Cavorting with mice. Chapters 1-10 were ROUGH. So, just as Homegirl’s about to make a break from her miserable life once and for...