Well, long time no see on the East Coast, my friend! Is it just us, or does this guy bear a striking resemblance to the main amphibian in Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride? We love any excuse to get together with our crazy, old reckless pal, Mr. Toad again This Funnyside Up Egg Mold is giving us...

Jingle Cruise All The Way! Attention, Landlubbers! The Jungle Cruise is being transformed again this year into a spectacle of elephantine proportions: the Jingle Cruise! Your skippers will be donned in their best festive finery and the schtick will be as spicy as a gingerbread man. Now, you...

It’s a bowl for yogurt, a bowl for cream… …it’s a bowl for oatmeal, a bowl for beans. Eating is more fun when you’re thinking about Disney World, in my humble opinion. And what happier way to be enjoying your repast than while singing the song that never ends?...

I’m going a little nutso over this Adventureland Plate right now! It’s like the game of “I Spy”, on a plate, with all of my favorite things! There’s a Dole Whip, a Jungle Cruise, a Totem Pole, the Tiki Room, Pirates…all my favorite memories on one piece of...

Leave a ring on my coffee table, and you’ll have Madame Leota to contend with. Oh, Master Gracey…you suck us in EVERY time. And not because you hold us captive in your giant, spooky manor. We enter under our own recognizance and love every minute of it. We’re also...

And there you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen: Welcome to Schweitzer Falls, Folks, where you will witness something you may have never witnessed before! Thanks to our wonderful tour guides along our Amazonian Jungle Cruise, we will be able to behold the majesty that is the Backside of Water,...

The Hitchhiking Ghosts are thinking your car’s looking mighty comfy right now. I know what their names are, but I always almost call them Ezra, Phineas, and Ferb. It would have helped things a bunch, Disney, if you’d have just named the show Phineas and Gus. May I just stick that...