He’s adorable, but let’s face it: Han Solo is a wild card.   It’s not easy being a smooth operator AND a human smuggler, but Solo does the best he can. But don’t cross him. He WILL shoot you. Especially if you’re ugly and have the mouth of an anteater. This Han...

Happy Star Wars Day, Mickey Fixers! Forget putting this on the ground; I’m hanging this Han Solo in Carbonite Rug on my wall! Wouldn’t it be lovely to have 1980s Harrison Ford greeting you each day when you get home from work? Celebrate Star Wars Day with one of the most beloved...

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...

Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I really can’t stayyy… – Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I’ve got to go away. – Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I wish I knew hooow….to break the spell. – I’ll get your hat. Your hair looks...