You know that saying about the road to Hades being paved with good intentions? Yeah, Yoda basically wrote that. Because I mean you can INTEND to do something, but that’s not really what counts. What counts is whether you DO it. So, don’t pave the road to Hades. Do or Do...
Star Wars Faded Retro
Tee
posted by Jen
Jedis do not sit idly by while Star Wars T-Shirts are on sale. Nay, friends…they leap, jump, pounce, and strike at the first sign of a sale…especially on a nine dollar t-shirt as cool as this Star Wars Faded Retro Tee! Geeks far and wide will want to seize their galactic credit...
Little Mister and Little Miss Star Wa...
posted by Jen
Best mashup tee EVER! For anyone who’s already a fan of Mr. Hairy and Mr. Pilot, here’s a natural extension of that love. I absolutely ADORED the Little Miss and Little Mister books when I was a kid, and to see them mashed together with Star Wars just gets me all verklempt! Do the...
Star Wars C3P0 and R2D2 Tee
posted by Jen
“Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough! It’s all my fault!” Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself C3P0…everyone makes mistakes from time to time. We know you’d never let anything happen to Master Luke or the Lovebirds. Good thing you’ve always...
Star Wars Welcome to Tatooine T-shirt
posted by Jen
It’s happening again. I have a crush on a T-Shirt. payday loans online I don’t know why this keeps happening to me, but if you look at this Welcome to Tatooine Tee, can you blame me? I’m in love. This tee is super soft, an awesome buttery-orange color, and 43% off at Amazon,...
Star Wars Polo
Shirt
posted by Jen
You Little Rebel, you. Just because your work dress code is Business Casual, doesn’t mean you you have to be all Business Blah. You can let your Geek Flag fly in the workplace with this subtle Star Wars Rebel Polo shirt. It’s tricked out with a Blink-and-You-Miss-It Rebel Crest,...
Jedi Mind Trick Venn Diagram Tee
posted by Jen
Ain’t no Math like the Star Wars Math. Here’s all you need to know about Star Wars Math: at the intersection of where “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” meets “You don’t need to see his identification” meets “He can go...
Dark Side Bacon
Tee
posted by Jen
You know the Dark Side? Well, they have Bacon. They also have high cholesterol and angina, but that’s beside the point. This hilarious bit of Star Wars Snarkiness – the Come to the Dark Side, We Have Bacon Tee, is now yours for the low, low price of $15.74. Yep. $15.74....
Star Wars Wookie Photo Bomb Tee
posted by Jen
Okay, guys, hold still. Do the serious face… I’m gonna do my hand out like this and be all, “Come to the Dark Side”, and y’all can just be looking over my shoulder like, “Yes, Master. That’s a Great Idea!”… This could totally be the one...
Star Wars Stormtrooper Force-Choked T...
posted by Jen
Some Mondays at the office are worse than others… Poor Harold. He’s so distraught, he hasn’t even touched his peas. I’d be a little concerned, too, if I’d let a droid that MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE THE PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR SHOVED INTO ITS CREVICES pass by without...
Star Wars Imperial Thermal T-Shirt
posted by Jen
Chilly nights are best spent snuggled up to The Dark Side. And if you can’t snuggle with the Dark Side, Be the Dark Side, with this Imperial Thermal Long-Sleeved T-Shirt. What would you do without me around to impart this incredible wisdom to you, huh? If it’s cold, snuggle up...
Princess Leia Babydoll T-shirt
posted by Jen
Rule #1 of the Galaxy: “Don’t Mess With a Princess.” She will CUT a Sith. Don’t touch the hair. Don’t touch the gun. And DON’T call her “Your Highness”. So hop in the Landspeeder (or just click one of the blue links, if your Speeder’s...
Star Wars Retro
T-Shirt
posted by Jen
I can’t remember exactly what I said when I saw the guy wearing this t-shirt, but the look on his face said “I’m scared.” I was at *another* theme park (That Shall Not Be Named) when I saw a guy with this t-shirt on, and I flipped. I think I said something like,...
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