“When The Force is with you, The Bacteria is not.” That’s a lesser known Yoda quote. So, to truly become a Jedi, one must vanquish all germy-germs quickly and stylishly. This May The Force Be With You Soap Dispenser, with its rad Rebel logo on the back, is just the thing to...

Don’t speak until you’re sure the Sith Lord is fully caffeinated. Those who have SEEN Darth Vader before his morning cup of Joe know it ain’t pretty. It’s best just to leave him alone until he’s had at least 16 ounces of the Dark Roast. Enjoy yours far, far away...

For those of you who are at least a little bit rebel… …and a whole lotta Star Wars Fan! This Star Wars Cold Shoulder Sweater is the perfect thing to get us in the Rogue One Spirit! And it’s on sale for a limited time! Check...

Can’t decide which of these Tiki Mugs to order? Here’s a hint: the Chewbacca Tiki Mug is the biggest! But we wouldn’t want you to show favoritism, so maybe you should just get them all? Today’s the perfect day to order them, since they’re each 40% off–just...

Because Coffee. And R2-D2! And a French Press Coffee Pot, to boot! I mean, what else do you NEED in life? I’m thinking this R2-D2 French Coffee Press could take you from Asleep to Saving-the-Galaxy faster than you can say Boo Boop Bee...

This little thing will charge your phone in less than 12 parsecs, for sure. And the other fabulous thing about this Millennium Falcon USB Phone Charger is that the cord goes blinkity-blink JUST like the Falcon does while it’s charging your phone! How great is that? Check out our other...

It’s Darth Vader…on a Unicycle… …not real sure what’s NOT to love. How many OTHER Darth Vader on a Unicycle Tees have you seen in your life? Right. So, you’ll be one of the CHOICE FEW wearing one of these things. Until everyone sees yours and has to have...

Perfect for Tea Time on Tatooine. Maybe some Darjeeling on Dagobah? Some Earl Gray on Endor? Whatever your potion, make it adorable in this R2-D2 Teapot! Check out our other Favorite Star Wars Schwag in our Gift...

Cheers! We survived another battle against Imperial Scum! Maybe your day just entails winning the battle against the copier. That’s okay. Celebrate ALL of life’s many victories with this Star Wars Planetary Glassware 6-piece Set. The set features glasses from the planets Hoth,...

Holy Buns, Leia! Okay, this is the funniest Star Wars Mug in the history of Star Wars mugs. How fun is it going to be sipping your coffee while grabbing Leia’s buns?? I, for one, am totally psyched, and I haven’t even had my coffee yet...

Hello, Happy Little Star Wars Friends! Look at those little faces! Couldn’t you just eat ’em up? Ha! See what I did there? Gobble up these Star Wars Friends Cookie Cutters and start stuffing your face full of Star Wars flavored dough! Yes! Dream come...

Three cheers for the fabulousness that is Star Wars! We’re feeling the Star Wars love big time today! Did you hear the fab news about a Star Wars Cantina coming to Disney World AND Disneyland? I think our lifelong Nerd Dreams are finally coming true! So, we’re toasting this fab...

Because fashionable dinners call for fashionable footwear.   Think about it: you wouldn’t invite the Queen over to eat while you were wearing your coveralls. Likewise, don’t have the Emperor over unless you’re sure you have fancy feet on. It’s just common...

Just those words strung together like that make me happy: Star Wars Stormtrooper Bunny. Star Wars and Chocolate and Bunnies, oh my! I’m sure that Trooper is smiling beneath that white exterior. You can’t tell, but he really, REALLY likes bunny ears. Not the kind you get in...

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur…. Maybe that’s who Penny’s singing about in the song…That’s all Chewbacca is, right? A big, soft kitty? Make your Star Wars lovin’ friend’s day a little brighter by bequeathing them this blue and fabulous...

I don’t know if you know this, but Yoda was an obsessive bather. He may have lived in a swamp and looked like he smelled like a street rat, but the dude loved a good shower. Loved a good pumice stone, too. His feet were like a baby’s behind. Buy this Yoda Bath Robe for the Bath...

Hard work, being a smuggler. The fastest ship in the world won’t save you if you forget your appointment with Jabba. Write it down, get it done, get the heck out. That’s the smuggler code. Rock the code with this boss Han Solo To Do List T-Shirt. Plus, get a free Kiss Me,...

Death. Star. Bluetooth. SPEAKER! Why, yes, I WOULD like an illuminating Death Star Bluetooth Speaker for Christmas! I’m so glad you asked! I can’t wait to see the lights bounce to the music when I’m rocking out the Cantina Theme Song. Plus, get Free Shipping on ANYTHING...

Your love for her…and Geek Culture…runs deep. Yours is a Han and Luke type love affair…one without pretense and with a lot of running around in tight clothing… Show her love runs as deep as a Sarlacc Pit with this Star Wars Charm Bracelet. Mix and match her favorite...

You gotta be nuts not to fall in love with this little guy! I mean, why crack open your holiday nuts with a REGULAR nutcracker dude when you can have this R2D2 Nutcracker?? Your pecan pie will taste SO much better when you add a little boo-boop bee-boop to it! Grab this guy and other fine...

Boba, it’s cold outside! Or, at least, it’s getting that way. So, you should make your preparations for the impending chill now with this adorable Boba Fett Beanie. Just don’t tell Boba that we used his name and the word adorable in the same sentence. Things got ugly last...

Oh, NOW we’re TALKIN’! You know that feeling you get when you’ve waited your whole life for something, but didn’t realize you were missing it until you saw it? Yeah. These. That’s what happened with these Star Wars Stackable Mugs. I’m getting these for...

Feel the force of the bass, Luke. The bass will never lead you astray. Crank up the tunes while you’re cramming for those tests with these Star Wars First Edition On-Ear Headphones. Show your rah-rah-siss-boom-bah for either the Rebels, the Imperials, Boba Fett, or the Stormtroopers on...

Stick a fork in me; I’m done… …because this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. No, it won’t laser-sear your hot dog, but isn’t it cool enough just to have the ability to spear a frank with a Saber? Now, make no mistake: this fork is for Imperial Forces...

Stores around town are starting to put Back to School stuff on the shelves already! Do you know what I have to say to these people? Chill.  I am therefore proposing that all of the people thinking it’s time to start buying backpacks and protractors  just take a moment to hit the pause...

A long time ago (sometime yesterday), I added this to my cart… …and here I sit, holding my breath until I can this magnificent book set into my vile clutches! Perfect for any fan, Imperial and Rebel alike, this Star Wars Encyclopedia will keep you geeked out for years and years to...