Don’t speak until you’re sure the Sith Lord is fully caffeinated. Those who have SEEN Darth Vader before his morning cup of Joe know it ain’t pretty. It’s best just to leave him alone until he’s had at least 16 ounces of the Dark Roast. Enjoy yours far, far away...

For those of you who are at least a little bit rebel… …and a whole lotta Star Wars Fan! This Star Wars Cold Shoulder Sweater is the perfect thing to get us in the Rogue One Spirit! And it’s on sale for a limited time! Check...

Can’t decide which of these Tiki Mugs to order? Here’s a hint: the Chewbacca Tiki Mug is the biggest! But we wouldn’t want you to show favoritism, so maybe you should just get them all? Today’s the perfect day to order them, since they’re each 40% off–just...

He might be the only one that doesn’t mind the smell of your socks. This little guy is happy to hold your dirty duds and he won’t even judge you for that ketchup stain on your shirt. Plus, having this R2-D2 Hamper in your room just might brighten your day each and every time you...

This little thing will charge your phone in less than 12 parsecs, for sure. And the other fabulous thing about this Millennium Falcon USB Phone Charger is that the cord goes blinkity-blink JUST like the Falcon does while it’s charging your phone! How great is that? Check out our other...

I like these because the Good Guys win. Yeah, it may SEEM like the Troopers are winning the battle on these Star Wars Havianas Flip Flops, but take a look closer. The Golden One is giving them a little heave-ho. If you’re more down with the Dark Side and you’re a dude, these might...

From what people tell me, you don’t wanna be nearby when Darth Vader breaks wind. It’s not as dangerous, however, to wear a Darth Vader Windbreaker. And I think that’s an important distinction. The drawstring hood and the elastic cuffs will keep out the chill, save for the...

Cheers! We survived another battle against Imperial Scum! Maybe your day just entails winning the battle against the copier. That’s okay. Celebrate ALL of life’s many victories with this Star Wars Planetary Glassware 6-piece Set. The set features glasses from the planets Hoth,...

Have you acquired ALL the Star Wars Stuff? Because there’s surely MORE to be had, if you look hard enough! Take this Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Board, for instance. Do ya own one of those yet? Chances are, there’s someone in your life who NEEDS this thing, stat! If you...

This is the giant, misting head you’re looking for.   You know the real reason Darth Vader breathes that way? He doesn’t sleep with a humidifier. True story. Introducing the super ironic, yet incredibly effective, Darth Vader Humidifier. Not only does it humidify the air for more...

OMGeeez! Check out this Stormtrooper Backpack! It’s got a tough outer shell just like a real Trooper and the good news is, if one of your Trooper buddies decides to throw something at you while you have this thing on, you KNOW they’ll miss! 🙂 Check out the back: it’s got...

May the Banana Be With You! Have you ever seen a funnier mashup than this Star Wars Minion Tee? It’s fab AND qualifies for Free Shipping. Hurry! Free Shipping Sale ends in 3 days! Check out our other favorite Star Wars Tees in our Gift...

Because Geek Chic never looked so good! Because looking like everybody else is boring. Because science fiction is smart fiction. Because you love Star Wars and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop you. This Darth Vader Saber Bracelet and Ring were made for you! Check out our other...

This is The Handbag you’re looking for. Star Wars? Check. Tattoos? Check. Holds half of your apartment? Check! This Star Wars Handbag by Loungefly is the bag that will hold your entire life and get you to the mall, the market, and back at light speed. It’s a beautiful...

Holy Buns, Leia! Okay, this is the funniest Star Wars Mug in the history of Star Wars mugs. How fun is it going to be sipping your coffee while grabbing Leia’s buns?? I, for one, am totally psyched, and I haven’t even had my coffee yet...

Three cheers for the fabulousness that is Star Wars! We’re feeling the Star Wars love big time today! Did you hear the fab news about a Star Wars Cantina coming to Disney World AND Disneyland? I think our lifelong Nerd Dreams are finally coming true! So, we’re toasting this fab...

That’s no moon! It’s a space station! Capable of bearing the weight of numerous carrots and onions and mushrooms! All it takes is the force of your knife and these vegetables will be obliterated on this Death Star Cutting Board. Men with funny little plastic helmets not...

For when your friends tell you you smell like an 800 year old Jedi… If you’re smellin’ like Yoda, it’s time for a scrub. Take off the robe and hop on into your own personal Swampy Steam Room with this Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain. And don’t be stingy with the...

Best Pool Day EVER!   It’s ON when these suckers hit the water! These Star Wars Light Saber Dive Sticks light up as soon as they touch water just like the kids’ eyes will light up as soon as they see them! I’m seeing many more late-night trips to the pool in our...

Because fashionable dinners call for fashionable footwear.   Think about it: you wouldn’t invite the Queen over to eat while you were wearing your coveralls. Likewise, don’t have the Emperor over unless you’re sure you have fancy feet on. It’s just common...

Because Dad has ALWAYS wanted an R2D2, and NOBODY ever bought him one… This is what’s going to make his childhood complete, right here. A Deluxe Sixth Scale Model of R2D2! He’s got lights, sabers, and Hologram Leia! There are so many moving parts and cool gadgets in this...

You’ve waited your whole life for this. Haven’t you? If you do not wish to own this Han Solo in Carbonite Fridge, certainly your father (who may or may not be a Sith) does. Nothing says Man Cave than a Frozen Han Solo chilling your beverages. It’s big enough to hold 18 cans,...

Because we all know he is. And any who dares disagree will be force choked. And sent to their room without supper. Show your dad you KNOW he’s the King of Your Castle with this Darth Vader Father of the Year Hat. And live to see another Father’s Day. Check out our TWO Gift Guides...

You know that saying about the road to Hades being paved with good intentions?   Yeah, Yoda basically wrote that. Because I mean you can INTEND to do something, but that’s not really what counts. What counts is whether you DO it. So, don’t pave the road to Hades. Do or Do...

Nope. Don’t need a reason to dress up like R2-D2. Doin’ it JUST ‘cuz I can. And so that people will assume I can fix things. And operate on big, giant flying X Wings. But mainly just because I want to wear an R2-D2 Dress. Because, Star Wars. Not into dresses? Take a look at...

“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.” Although this quote could easily be confused with the words of a true Jedi, Antoine de Saint-Exupery gets the credit for this one. We’re totally smitten with this The Little...

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur…. Maybe that’s who Penny’s singing about in the song…That’s all Chewbacca is, right? A big, soft kitty? Make your Star Wars lovin’ friend’s day a little brighter by bequeathing them this blue and fabulous...

I don’t know if you know this, but Yoda was an obsessive bather. He may have lived in a swamp and looked like he smelled like a street rat, but the dude loved a good shower. Loved a good pumice stone, too. His feet were like a baby’s behind. Buy this Yoda Bath Robe for the Bath...

It’s time to roll on down outta town! And this droid’s got all the right specs to get you stowed in the overhead bin and ready to fly! Whether you’re taking the X-Wing, the 747, or the Honda Minivan, this R2D2 Carry-On Luggage will be just the thing you need to help you make...

Cue the Cantina Band! ‘Cuz this Droid and this Sith Lord are ready to rock! Charge up these tiny guys and let the Dub Step roll! These Darth Vader and R2D2 Rechargeable Speakers are ready to blast the tunes whenever, wherever. All ya gotta do is...

Hard work, being a smuggler. The fastest ship in the world won’t save you if you forget your appointment with Jabba. Write it down, get it done, get the heck out. That’s the smuggler code. Rock the code with this boss Han Solo To Do List T-Shirt. Plus, get a free Kiss Me,...

Yeah, to say this one’s full of the force is kind of an understatement… This little device can make you go from sad face to glad face in less than 12 parsecs. Just plug this plug this USB-enabled Star Wars Phone Charger into your device of choice and let the good times roll,...

Anakin’s legacy lives on… You didn’t think they’d just TOSS OUT his mask after he kicked the bucket, did you? No, siree! They turned that sucker into an appliance! Now, you can celebrate the Death of the Darth with this Star Wars Darth Vader...

Who says geeks can’t letter? It’s true, football was not Boba’s strong suit, nor was it his father’s before him. But the Fett boys did have one thing in common: Butt Kickery. If there was a Letter for such a thing, and I’m not saying there wasn’t, Boba and...

Use the force to keep you warm this winter! I mean that literally…this Rebel Alliance Tee is long sleeved! Not only is this Star Wars Tee cute for men OR women, it’s also only $4.99 right now! Thanks to the Think Geek Winter Clearance, you can score all your favorite geek schtuffs...

Jedis do not sit idly by while Star Wars T-Shirts are on sale. Nay, friends…they leap, jump, pounce, and strike at the first sign of a sale…especially on a nine dollar t-shirt as cool as this Star Wars Faded Retro Tee! Geeks far and wide will want to seize their galactic credit...

Death. Star. Bluetooth. SPEAKER! Why, yes, I WOULD like an illuminating Death Star Bluetooth Speaker for Christmas! I’m so glad you asked! I can’t wait to see the lights bounce to the music when I’m rocking out the Cantina Theme Song. Plus, get Free Shipping on ANYTHING...

You can’t catch me, I’m the Darth Vader Man. Which is precisely what he said as he was running away from the folks who were trying to eat him. Here’s one thing you won’t want to run away from: 20% off all Star Wars Merch at ThinkGeek! Yep. All of it, including these...

Boba, it’s cold outside! Or, at least, it’s getting that way. So, you should make your preparations for the impending chill now with this adorable Boba Fett Beanie. Just don’t tell Boba that we used his name and the word adorable in the same sentence. Things got ugly last...

You don’t know the power of…you know where I’m going with this. It’s time to shred up some concrete with these Darth Vader Slip On Vans! Whether you grew up skating, are just now picking it up, or just love a good pair of shoes, these Vans are calling your name, man!...