“When The Force is with you, The Bacteria is not.” That’s a lesser known Yoda quote. So, to truly become a Jedi, one must vanquish all germy-germs quickly and stylishly. This May The Force Be With You Soap Dispenser, with its rad Rebel logo on the back, is just the thing to...

Because regular Immersion Blenders are boring. We give you, Star Wars fans, the greatest thing ever: the Lightsaber Immersion Blender! Just think of all the Blue Milk Smoothies you can make with this thing! And it’s perfect for blending Yoda’s Homemade Root Leaf Stew! (Plus,...

Can’t decide which of these Tiki Mugs to order? Here’s a hint: the Chewbacca Tiki Mug is the biggest! But we wouldn’t want you to show favoritism, so maybe you should just get them all? Today’s the perfect day to order them, since they’re each 40% off–just...

Because Coffee. And R2-D2! And a French Press Coffee Pot, to boot! I mean, what else do you NEED in life? I’m thinking this R2-D2 French Coffee Press could take you from Asleep to Saving-the-Galaxy faster than you can say Boo Boop Bee...

This is the giant, misting head you’re looking for.   You know the real reason Darth Vader breathes that way? He doesn’t sleep with a humidifier. True story. Introducing the super ironic, yet incredibly effective, Darth Vader Humidifier. Not only does it humidify the air for more...

For when your friends tell you you smell like an 800 year old Jedi… If you’re smellin’ like Yoda, it’s time for a scrub. Take off the robe and hop on into your own personal Swampy Steam Room with this Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain. And don’t be stingy with the...

Okay, I’ve got the perfect plan for these things. You’re going to Star Wars Weekends, right? The party doesn’t  have to stay at Hollywood Studios…it can travel back to your resort with you! These Darth Vader Lights are the perfect thing to trick out your resort room...

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur…. Maybe that’s who Penny’s singing about in the song…That’s all Chewbacca is, right? A big, soft kitty? Make your Star Wars lovin’ friend’s day a little brighter by bequeathing them this blue and fabulous...

Hello, Coolest Star Wars Gift I’ve ever seen! Gift the gift of knives. The gift that keeps on giving. Seriously, how happy would it make your Star Wars fan if you showed up with this Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block as a wedding gift, graduation gift, or birthday gift? As a Star Wars fan...

Oh, NOW we’re TALKIN’! You know that feeling you get when you’ve waited your whole life for something, but didn’t realize you were missing it until you saw it? Yeah. These. That’s what happened with these Star Wars Stackable Mugs. I’m getting these for...

Um, heck yes, please. Um, it’s furry. It’s Star Wars. It’s Chewie. It holds FOOD. Bring it! What a better way to strut into the cafeteria than carrying a Chewbacca Lunch Bag with fur on it? You’ll be the coolest Nerf Herder on campus…or the cube...

I can cut this potato in less than 12 parsecs.   I know it’s an apple, but potato sounded funnier. Whatever you’re chopping, do it faster on the Millennium Falcon Chopping Board. It’s thick, made of acrylic, and full of Chewie and Han. What more could you ask...

Now Darth Vader can haunt your sleep, TOO! Because, friends, it’s just not enough for Darth Vader to haunt your waking hours, now he can scare the poop out of you at nighttime, too! This Darth Vader Glowing Head Lamp is enough to scare the sturdiest of Star Wars fans and cool enough to...

A long time ago, in a decade far, far away… …in rooms with shag carpeting near kitchens with avocado-colored appliances, there lived…Lava Lamps. And everyone who owned one was amazed. Not merely because they were made of lava, no! But because they wormed their way into the...

Happy Star Wars Day, Mickey Fixers! Forget putting this on the ground; I’m hanging this Han Solo in Carbonite Rug on my wall! Wouldn’t it be lovely to have 1980s Harrison Ford greeting you each day when you get home from work? Celebrate Star Wars Day with one of the most beloved...

Oh, Han Solo, you were master of the snarky comeback, weren’t you? Well, how does it feel when we wipe the peanut butter off our hands…on your FACE? Just kidding. Your face is too pretty to be buttered. But don’t let it happen again or we could change our minds. For all Star...