Han Solo in Carbonite Bank

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets.

Han Solo in Carbonite Bank

But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no time. All of these things can come true if you have yourself frozen in carbonite and/or purchase this Han Solo Bank! Plus, it’s only $12.99 right now with Think Geek’s Warehouse Apocalypse Sale!

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