He’s adorable, but let’s face it: Han Solo is a wild card.   It’s not easy being a smooth operator AND a human smuggler, but Solo does the best he can. But don’t cross him. He WILL shoot you. Especially if you’re ugly and have the mouth of an anteater. This Han...

Best mashup tee EVER! For anyone who’s already a fan of Mr. Hairy and Mr. Pilot, here’s a natural extension of that love. I absolutely ADORED the Little Miss and Little Mister books when I was a kid, and to see them mashed together with Star Wars just gets me all verklempt! Do the...

It gets a little boring hangin’ around on Hoth all day. A Snowtrooper’s gotta keep himself entertained when he’s not fighting battles. And there’s a LOT of Snow to keep him busy. So, on days when he’s completed all of his Sudoku Puzzles and finished his knitting,...

Um, heck yes, please. Um, it’s furry. It’s Star Wars. It’s Chewie. It holds FOOD. Bring it! What a better way to strut into the cafeteria than carrying a Chewbacca Lunch Bag with fur on it? You’ll be the coolest Nerf Herder on campus…or the cube...

I can cut this potato in less than 12 parsecs.   I know it’s an apple, but potato sounded funnier. Whatever you’re chopping, do it faster on the Millennium Falcon Chopping Board. It’s thick, made of acrylic, and full of Chewie and Han. What more could you ask...

Stick a fork in me; I’m done… …because this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. No, it won’t laser-sear your hot dog, but isn’t it cool enough just to have the ability to spear a frank with a Saber? Now, make no mistake: this fork is for Imperial Forces...

A long time ago, in a decade far, far away… …in rooms with shag carpeting near kitchens with avocado-colored appliances, there lived…Lava Lamps. And everyone who owned one was amazed. Not merely because they were made of lava, no! But because they wormed their way into the...

If you’re gonna give your dad a tie, at least make sure it’s a COOL tie. I mean, everybody at work knows when your Dad’s phone is going off…the Imperial March ringtone is a dead giveaway. So, let Dad arrive to work in style, while his phone is ringing, with a silk Star...

A long time ago (sometime yesterday), I added this to my cart… …and here I sit, holding my breath until I can this magnificent book set into my vile clutches! Perfect for any fan, Imperial and Rebel alike, this Star Wars Encyclopedia will keep you geeked out for years and years to...

The name’s Boba Fett but you can call him Bob for short. Not really. You might get roughed up a bit for that one. Regardless, your Dad needs a Bob shirt. He just does. Star Wars Weekends are already running and Pops needs to up his street cred a tad. This Boba Fett Tee is going to be...

You got some boop-boop-bee-boop bad breath, there, Mr. Wookie! Somebody give Chewbacca a breath mint, stat! A piece of gum…candy…something!…anything!!! Oh, thanks, man. These R2D2 Raspberry Sour Candies are just what the Jedi ordered! You can snag these fun things or their...

When not working on plans for a new battle station, Darth works at bringing the funk. Fun Fact: Darth Vader’s favorite pastime is roller skating. Gets his mind off things. When the TIE fighter lands and it’s just him and the streets, that’s when the magic happens. This Darth...

Want. Want. WANT! (Please.) Are you in that awkward position where you don’t technically have children yet, but your wife’s pregnant, and so you sorta feel like you should probably get her a Mother’s Day present? Or like, you’re married, but you have dogs who are your...

Happy Star Wars Day, Mickey Fixers! Forget putting this on the ground; I’m hanging this Han Solo in Carbonite Rug on my wall! Wouldn’t it be lovely to have 1980s Harrison Ford greeting you each day when you get home from work? Celebrate Star Wars Day with one of the most beloved...

Why don’t ya just boop boop beep boop your way to a freshly baked pound cake? There’s no need to use your brain when you can let your personal droid do all the addition for you! With this R2D2 Measuring Cup Set, the little blue and white guy will make sure your flour’s...

If you want to get onto the Death Star unnoticed, try these. Because, as is common knowledge, the easiest way to get in a place unnoticed is by throwing on a pair of shades and acting as if everything’s perfectly normal. So, if you’re looking for the plans for the...

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...

Come to the Dark Roast… STILL dragging from that confounded time change? Wondering why certain countries and provinces have to subject themselves to such unnecessary modern torture? We feel ya, Mickey Fixers, and we’ve got a solution. Darth Vader’s Dark Roast! It’s...

Omigosh. So much Star Wars Funniness in one brown t-shirt! Well, at long last, I have FOUND my t-shirt for opening day at Star Wars Weekends! This Best of Cantina Jazz Tee is a baha must have for any fan of old school Star Wars, particularly “A New Hope”. Present company included,...

You know you’ve written a good line when they have to Trademark it. Now, you can see how many clever lines of your own you can come up with, brainstorming in these so very awesome Star Wars Moleskine Journals! Whether you’re jotting down a recipe for Hoth Chocolate or Wookie...

Why show your allegiance with a mere bumper sticker or window cling when you can announce it with a Trailer Hitch? Little known fact: When the Jedis or Imperials aren’t navigating their fancy flying machines, they drive Dodge Rams, to which they are fiercely loyal. They are also...

You’ll eat it (deep wheeze) and like it! Eat your broccoli, George! Don’t make me put on my Darth Vader Apron! You wouldn’t like me with my Angry Apron on! Rule your house with an iron, albeit bionic, fist with this fab bit of Star Wars Memorabilia. Husbands and Sig Others,...

Oh, Han Solo, you were master of the snarky comeback, weren’t you? Well, how does it feel when we wipe the peanut butter off our hands…on your FACE? Just kidding. Your face is too pretty to be buttered. But don’t let it happen again or we could change our minds. For all Star...

Oh, now here’s a way to spend an afternoon! Well, I can already tell you what my weekend looks like…there’s gonna be a whole lotta stampin’ goin’ on. I am in love with that thumbprint Chewie and Han’s hair is KILLIN’ me! I gotta get my hands on this...

The Chewbacca One has FUR, y’all! If my phone were covered in faux Chewbacca Fur, I may NEVER STOP PETTING IT. But, if a furry phone case isn’t what you’re into, there are plenty of other Star Wars Cell Cases to fit your iPhone. You can pick from Darth Vader, C3P0, R2D2, or...

The face that launched a thousand TIE fighters. You couldn’t really tell behind the masks, but most of the Stormtroopers on the Death Star were totally crushing on Princess Leia. I mean, who wouldn’t? That sly smile. Much like another famous face that made men swoon…...

Did someone forget to get you that Remote Control R2D2 you ordered for Christmas? Well, now’s your chance, because Think Geek’s got it and now he’s half price! This indoor-outdoor smooth-movin’ droid can hop a curb just to come over and say “boop boop beep”...

Keep your belly warmer than a Tauntaun's Entrails! This Jedi Rebel Mug passes all of my Coffee Mug Tests: Coolness, Bigness, and Finger Hold…ness. First of all: Star Wars. Coolness Mega Factor. Secondly: 12 ounces: bigger than a diner cup%2...

Omigolly, why can’t these pajamas come in adult sizes, TOO??? Okay, so remember Jeffrey Brown, who wrote and illustrated the book Darth Vader and Son and the book Vader’s Little Princess?? Well, now he illustrates pajamas! Hanna Andersson, the maker of super-soft, organic, and...

I feel a disturbance in The Force. It’s because these don’t live in my home yet. They will be mine. Oh, yes. They will be mine. I mean, how you you resist those little Darth Vader Chicken Legs? You can either a Darth Vader, a Yoda, or a Chewbacca Rag Doll Plush for just $11.99,...

Oh. Emm. Geeeeeee! The Star Wars Craft Book?? There’s about to be some crazy craftin’ goin’ down in THIS Ewok Village! I’m kind of really freaking out about this book right this second. Like, I’m wondering if the Star Trek Holographic Beam Technology is up and...