No, Luke, I will NOT bring you home a milkshake. You’ve had three this week! It’s hard to be Dad. Especially if you’re the Intergalactic Overlord Type of Dad. Whatever your type of Pop, you might want to stuff his Father’s Day Stocking with a Darth Vader Cell Case for...

A long time ago (sometime yesterday), I added this to my cart… …and here I sit, holding my breath until I can this magnificent book set into my vile clutches! Perfect for any fan, Imperial and Rebel alike, this Star Wars Encyclopedia will keep you geeked out for years and years to...

Want. Want. WANT! (Please.) Are you in that awkward position where you don’t technically have children yet, but your wife’s pregnant, and so you sorta feel like you should probably get her a Mother’s Day present? Or like, you’re married, but you have dogs who are your...

Oh, Han Solo, you were master of the snarky comeback, weren’t you? Well, how does it feel when we wipe the peanut butter off our hands…on your FACE? Just kidding. Your face is too pretty to be buttered. But don’t let it happen again or we could change our minds. For all Star...

Ready to fly, Artoo?   I feel a lot more confident when Artoo is helping me navigate the streets of Anytown, U.S.A., which happens to be my hometown. I will also feel a lot more confident driving around at night, knowing I have my sturdy R2D2 Cell Phone Charger by by side. Two USB ports will...

The price is extra cheap with this one. Okay, nothing beats the comfy-coziness of an old t-shirt. Or a t-shirt that’s new but just looks old. Well, the thing that beats either of those is scoring an old-new t-shirt on the cheap-cheap. So, take this rad and retro Star Wars Tee, for...

Wait. Maybe you missed it in the title: with SOUND!   Oh, take me back to a teeny, tiny concrete cafeteria in the late 70s after Star Wars had blown everyone’s mind to outer space and back. The scene: a geeky girl with really round glasses and a PB and Honey Sandwich and a Blo-Pop...

What’s wrong with a floating Imperial head in your drink? (Absolutely nothing.) I can’t wait for my first party of the summer where I get to slip some of these little guys into my unsuspecting friends’ drinks. Laughter WILL ensue. Oh yes, it WILL ensue. Better yet, these...

Here’s a gift that says, “Thanks for all that hard Bounty Hunting Stuff You Do.” Let’s face it: Bounty Hunting is not for the timid.  It takes a pretty strong, brave dude to chase bad guys around (with or sans jet pack) with nothing to protect them but a small blaster...

Omigosh, I’ve always wanted my own Ewok! And now I can have my very own Wicket, riding right on my back! How cute is this guy? This Wicket the Ewok Backpack Buddy has cute little straps and a cute little zipper to go with his cute little fuzzy face! Omigosh! He’s so fluffy, I...

You know the Dark Side? Well, they have Bacon.   They also have high cholesterol and angina, but that’s beside the point. This hilarious bit of Star Wars Snarkiness – the Come to the Dark Side, We Have Bacon Tee, is now yours for the low, low price of $15.74. Yep. $15.74....

Protect your phone from Hibernation Sickness with this rad Han Solo case!  There’s no real hope for Solo, however, poor guy…he’s headed straight for Hibernation Sickness, but such is the fate of Darth Vader’s Frozen Guinea Pig. You don’t have to suffer a similar...

Some of you may be saying, There’s no WAY you’re gettin’ me in that thing! But hear me out: I’m finding it hard to take my eyes off this thing! First of all, it’s a Boba Fett Hoodie! May I go ahead and speculate that most of us have never owned a Boba Fett...

The hardest part for me right now is deciding which one to get.   There’s four to choose from and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment by my options. What a fantastic problem! Here’s the low-down: your can choose Daily or Weekly, Small or Large, and Cool Quote,...

If I knew how to spell Chewie’s Guttural Roar, I’d type it <here>. Because that’s what I feel like doing right now ‘cuz this puppy’s on SALE! I’ve had my eye on it for awhile, and now this Comic Con Exclusive Chewbacca Messenger Bag is $67.49, a...

Oh. Emm. Geeeeeee! The Star Wars Craft Book?? There’s about to be some crazy craftin’ goin’ down in THIS Ewok Village! I’m kind of really freaking out about this book right this second. Like, I’m wondering if the Star Trek Holographic Beam Technology is up and...

My own personal, voice-activated R2D2? Where have you BEEN all my life?? Oh, tiny little robot…I’ve been waiting for you since nineteen-hundred and seventy-seven, and now here you are! All I want for Christmas is my own Voice-Activated R2D2 to play tag with, to guard my pantry...

Try to not look cool drinking out of one of these things. Try!   Think Geek is having a rockin’ Star Wars sale this week and my life couldn’t be better. Stuff like the Star Wars Family Car Decals featured awhile back and the Darth Vader Lamp from a few days ago are both on...

Don’t be caught under-dressed at the Death Star Winter Ball. Not only is it just NOT DONE, it could get you killed or worse: banished from the crudites table. So do your best to show up with those shoes a-shinin’ and wearing your best cufflinks for the occasion.  Might I suggest...

WARNING: Don’t try this at home. Could induce hibernation sickness.   But what you CAN do at home is pop one of these cubes into an unsuspecting guest’s glass at your next Halloween Party and get the party started. Frozen eyeballs are SO predictable…why not serve up...

Your motorbike’s no match for the proton torpedoes on my ten speed! Omigosh, this guy’s entire collection on Red Bubble has had me giggling for days. Click on the image of this awesome reinterpretation of the famous Trench Run scene in Star Wars to see see this print up close and...

It’s not always the nice guys who finish last. If you’re gonna be a bully, then you best be prepared to pay the consequences. Don’t go messing with Luke and his Homeboys if you’re not willing to take a punch. Wear this At-At Battle Damage Tee as a warning to other Bad...

Pick your poison, Young Jedi. Do you like your morning beverage Dark and Evil like the Imperials? Or do you like to Warm Up Wookie Style? Maybe you prefer the Green Goodness of the Jedi Master? Now you can change your mind as quickly as C3PO changes languages with this three pack! The set...