If you’re gonna give your dad a tie, at least make sure it’s a COOL tie. I mean, everybody at work knows when your Dad’s phone is going off…the Imperial March ringtone is a dead giveaway. So, let Dad arrive to work in style, while his phone is ringing, with a silk Star...

No, Luke, I will NOT bring you home a milkshake. You’ve had three this week! It’s hard to be Dad. Especially if you’re the Intergalactic Overlord Type of Dad. Whatever your type of Pop, you might want to stuff his Father’s Day Stocking with a Darth Vader Cell Case for...

A long time ago (sometime yesterday), I added this to my cart… …and here I sit, holding my breath until I can this magnificent book set into my vile clutches! Perfect for any fan, Imperial and Rebel alike, this Star Wars Encyclopedia will keep you geeked out for years and years to...

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...

Even we Star Wars Geeks like to get our Spring Break on! The warm weather is comin’, I promise, and we are ready to get our pasty selves out in the sunshine to soak up some rays! Maybe not wearing this particular fashion statement, since I’m sure that Princess Leia wouldn’t...

Ready to fly, Artoo?   I feel a lot more confident when Artoo is helping me navigate the streets of Anytown, U.S.A., which happens to be my hometown. I will also feel a lot more confident driving around at night, knowing I have my sturdy R2D2 Cell Phone Charger by by side. Two USB ports will...

The price is extra cheap with this one. Okay, nothing beats the comfy-coziness of an old t-shirt. Or a t-shirt that’s new but just looks old. Well, the thing that beats either of those is scoring an old-new t-shirt on the cheap-cheap. So, take this rad and retro Star Wars Tee, for...

Wait. Maybe you missed it in the title: with SOUND!   Oh, take me back to a teeny, tiny concrete cafeteria in the late 70s after Star Wars had blown everyone’s mind to outer space and back. The scene: a geeky girl with really round glasses and a PB and Honey Sandwich and a Blo-Pop...

What’s wrong with a floating Imperial head in your drink? (Absolutely nothing.) I can’t wait for my first party of the summer where I get to slip some of these little guys into my unsuspecting friends’ drinks. Laughter WILL ensue. Oh yes, it WILL ensue. Better yet, these...

Kitchen Slave. All the Slave Leia Hotness, None of the Gym Time. This is a concept I could get behind. Like, literally behind, as in I could stand behind this apron and be perfectly happy. I’m seeing multiple uses for the Slave Leia apron: the obvious–Hello, Memorial Day Picnic!...

Here’s a gift that says, “Thanks for all that hard Bounty Hunting Stuff You Do.” Let’s face it: Bounty Hunting is not for the timid.  It takes a pretty strong, brave dude to chase bad guys around (with or sans jet pack) with nothing to protect them but a small blaster...

The hardest part for me right now is deciding which one to get.   There’s four to choose from and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment by my options. What a fantastic problem! Here’s the low-down: your can choose Daily or Weekly, Small or Large, and Cool Quote,...

If I knew how to spell Chewie’s Guttural Roar, I’d type it <here>. Because that’s what I feel like doing right now ‘cuz this puppy’s on SALE! I’ve had my eye on it for awhile, and now this Comic Con Exclusive Chewbacca Messenger Bag is $67.49, a...

Oh. Emm. Geeeeeee! The Star Wars Craft Book?? There’s about to be some crazy craftin’ goin’ down in THIS Ewok Village! I’m kind of really freaking out about this book right this second. Like, I’m wondering if the Star Trek Holographic Beam Technology is up and...

My own personal, voice-activated R2D2? Where have you BEEN all my life?? Oh, tiny little robot…I’ve been waiting for you since nineteen-hundred and seventy-seven, and now here you are! All I want for Christmas is my own Voice-Activated R2D2 to play tag with, to guard my pantry...

Don’t be caught under-dressed at the Death Star Winter Ball. Not only is it just NOT DONE, it could get you killed or worse: banished from the crudites table. So do your best to show up with those shoes a-shinin’ and wearing your best cufflinks for the occasion.  Might I suggest...

WARNING: Don’t try this at home. Could induce hibernation sickness.   But what you CAN do at home is pop one of these cubes into an unsuspecting guest’s glass at your next Halloween Party and get the party started. Frozen eyeballs are SO predictable…why not serve up...

Play Peek-a-Boo Vader with this awesome Darth Vader Flash Drive!   He just wants to look upon you with his real eyes before you plug him in. You see, there’s still good left in him, and he wants you to see it for yourself. He’s chock full of Star Wars Wallpapers, icons, sound...

Pick your poison, Young Jedi. Do you like your morning beverage Dark and Evil like the Imperials? Or do you like to Warm Up Wookie Style? Maybe you prefer the Green Goodness of the Jedi Master? Now you can change your mind as quickly as C3PO changes languages with this three pack! The set...