We love us a good reason to GEEK OUT! And ThinkGeek’s just making it waaaaay too easy on us! For seven whole glorious days, from May 18 through May 25, 2018, ThinkGeek is blessing us with 4 doorbusters each day, all going live at 9:00AM ET. If that’s not enough, they’ll be...
Princess Leia Coffee
Mug
posted by Jen
Holy Buns, Leia! Okay, this is the funniest Star Wars Mug in the history of Star Wars mugs. How fun is it going to be sipping your coffee while grabbing Leia’s buns?? I, for one, am totally psyched, and I haven’t even had my coffee yet...
Star Wars C3P0 Metal Can Holder
posted by Jen
Three cheers for the fabulousness that is Star Wars! We’re feeling the Star Wars love big time today! Did you hear the fab news about a Star Wars Cantina coming to Disney World AND Disneyland? I think our lifelong Nerd Dreams are finally coming true! So, we’re toasting this fab...
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
posted by Jen
That’s no moon! It’s a space station! Capable of bearing the weight of numerous carrots and onions and mushrooms! All it takes is the force of your knife and these vegetables will be obliterated on this Death Star Cutting Board. Men with funny little plastic helmets not...
Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain
posted by Jen
For when your friends tell you you smell like an 800 year old Jedi… If you’re smellin’ like Yoda, it’s time for a scrub. Take off the robe and hop on into your own personal Swampy Steam Room with this Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain. And don’t be stingy with the...
Han Solo in Carbonite Fridge
posted by Jen
You’ve waited your whole life for this. Haven’t you? If you do not wish to own this Han Solo in Carbonite Fridge, certainly your father (who may or may not be a Sith) does. Nothing says Man Cave than a Frozen Han Solo chilling your beverages. It’s big enough to hold 18 cans,...
Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs
posted by Jen
May the Sauce Be With You. If I am forced to cook, I may as well use The Force whilst I cook. And nothing makes flipping chicken more fun than the whrr-whrrr sound of a lightsaber while you’re doing it. Boys and girls alike will appreciate battling a rack of ribs with these Star Wars...
Star Wars Glasses Pack of 4
posted by Jen
It’s important to celebrate May the 4th properly. Plastic cups are not advised and when serving Aunt Beru’s Blue Milk. It must be served ice cold, in pint glasses. Luckily, we’ve found the perfect 4 Pack of Star Wars Glasses so you can leave the guesswork out of it. Use the...
Star Wars Knife
Block
posted by Jen
Hello, Coolest Star Wars Gift I’ve ever seen! Gift the gift of knives. The gift that keeps on giving. Seriously, how happy would it make your Star Wars fan if you showed up with this Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block as a wedding gift, graduation gift, or birthday gift? As a Star Wars fan...
Star Wars Boba Fett or R2D2 Bowler Ba...
posted by Jen
Um, yeah, this is a bag I can totally roll with. Who needs a bowling ball when you can shove your sunglasses, credit cards, and cell phone into a cool Boba Fett or R2D2 Bowling Bag like this? Check out our other Favorite Disney Handbags in the Gift Guide we made just for...
Death Star Bluetooth Speaker
posted by Jen
Death. Star. Bluetooth. SPEAKER! Why, yes, I WOULD like an illuminating Death Star Bluetooth Speaker for Christmas! I’m so glad you asked! I can’t wait to see the lights bounce to the music when I’m rocking out the Cantina Theme Song. Plus, get Free Shipping on ANYTHING...
Star Wars Charm
Bracelet
posted by Jen
Your love for her…and Geek Culture…runs deep. Yours is a Han and Luke type love affair…one without pretense and with a lot of running around in tight clothing… Show her love runs as deep as a Sarlacc Pit with this Star Wars Charm Bracelet. Mix and match her favorite...
Star Wars Chewbacca Bath Robe
posted by Jen
RAWR. Where’s my creme rinse? There’s a thing with Wookies. They get VERY tangly. So keep your Wookie covered in creme rinse, and a fuzzy, warm robe, like this Star Wars Chewbacca Bath Robe. It’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face AND his. And really…who...
Star Wars R2D2
Nutcracker
posted by Jen
You gotta be nuts not to fall in love with this little guy! I mean, why crack open your holiday nuts with a REGULAR nutcracker dude when you can have this R2D2 Nutcracker?? Your pecan pie will taste SO much better when you add a little boo-boop bee-boop to it! Grab this guy and other fine...
Star Wars Gingerbread Cookie Cutters
posted by Jen
You can’t catch me, I’m the Darth Vader Man. Which is precisely what he said as he was running away from the folks who were trying to eat him. Here’s one thing you won’t want to run away from: 20% off all Star Wars Merch at ThinkGeek! Yep. All of it, including these...
Star Wars Han Shot First Tee
posted by Jen
He’s adorable, but let’s face it: Han Solo is a wild card. It’s not easy being a smooth operator AND a human smuggler, but Solo does the best he can. But don’t cross him. He WILL shoot you. Especially if you’re ugly and have the mouth of an anteater. This Han...
Little Mister and Little Miss Star Wa...
posted by Jen
Best mashup tee EVER! For anyone who’s already a fan of Mr. Hairy and Mr. Pilot, here’s a natural extension of that love. I absolutely ADORED the Little Miss and Little Mister books when I was a kid, and to see them mashed together with Star Wars just gets me all verklempt! Do the...
Star Wars Stackable
Mugs
posted by Jen
Oh, NOW we’re TALKIN’! You know that feeling you get when you’ve waited your whole life for something, but didn’t realize you were missing it until you saw it? Yeah. These. That’s what happened with these Star Wars Stackable Mugs. I’m getting these for...
Star Wars On-Ear Headphones
posted by Jen
Feel the force of the bass, Luke. The bass will never lead you astray. Crank up the tunes while you’re cramming for those tests with these Star Wars First Edition On-Ear Headphones. Show your rah-rah-siss-boom-bah for either the Rebels, the Imperials, Boba Fett, or the Stormtroopers on...
Star Wars Lightsaber Barbeque Grillin...
posted by Jen
Stick a fork in me; I’m done… …because this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. No, it won’t laser-sear your hot dog, but isn’t it cool enough just to have the ability to spear a frank with a Saber? Now, make no mistake: this fork is for Imperial Forces...
Star Wars R2D2
Trashcan
posted by Jen
I found your new Dorm Room Trashcan! I would straight up put this anywhere in my house, but with back to school season on the verge, it occurred to me JUST how awesome this R2D2 Trashcan would look in a dorm or apartment! Plus, you can score it for cheaper right now with these deals at Think...
Star Wars R2D2 Bottle Opener
posted by Jen
What is it about your little boop-boop-be-doop that has us all wrapped around your little finger? Actually, that’s not true. Droids don’t have fingers. Okay, you’ve got us wrapped around your holographic projector. R2D2 seems to be a universally-adored character and friends...
The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia
posted by Jen
A long time ago (sometime yesterday), I added this to my cart… …and here I sit, holding my breath until I can this magnificent book set into my vile clutches! Perfect for any fan, Imperial and Rebel alike, this Star Wars Encyclopedia will keep you geeked out for years and years to...
Darth Vader Rollerskating Tee
posted by Jen
When not working on plans for a new battle station, Darth works at bringing the funk. Fun Fact: Darth Vader’s favorite pastime is roller skating. Gets his mind off things. When the TIE fighter lands and it’s just him and the streets, that’s when the magic happens. This Darth...
R2D2 Measuring Cup
Set
posted by Jen
Why don’t ya just boop boop beep boop your way to a freshly baked pound cake? There’s no need to use your brain when you can let your personal droid do all the addition for you! With this R2D2 Measuring Cup Set, the little blue and white guy will make sure your flour’s...
Star Wars Light-up Light Saber Sungla...
posted by Jen
If you want to get onto the Death Star unnoticed, try these. Because, as is common knowledge, the easiest way to get in a place unnoticed is by throwing on a pair of shades and acting as if everything’s perfectly normal. So, if you’re looking for the plans for the...
Star Wars Lightsaber
Pens
posted by Jen
You don’t know the power of the blue-or-black-ink side! What I really want to do, once I get my hands on these Star Wars Lightsaber Pens, is bring them to a really important meeting, like a house closing. And then, just when we’re all serious and getting ready to seal the deal,...
Darth Vader Dark Roast Coffee
posted by Jen
Come to the Dark Roast… STILL dragging from that confounded time change? Wondering why certain countries and provinces have to subject themselves to such unnecessary modern torture? We feel ya, Mickey Fixers, and we’ve got a solution. Darth Vader’s Dark Roast! It’s...
Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine J...
posted by Jen
You know you’ve written a good line when they have to Trademark it. Now, you can see how many clever lines of your own you can come up with, brainstorming in these so very awesome Star Wars Moleskine Journals! Whether you’re jotting down a recipe for Hoth Chocolate or Wookie...
Star Wars Trailer
Hitch
posted by Jen
Why show your allegiance with a mere bumper sticker or window cling when you can announce it with a Trailer Hitch? Little known fact: When the Jedis or Imperials aren’t navigating their fancy flying machines, they drive Dodge Rams, to which they are fiercely loyal. They are also...
Darth Vader
Apron
posted by Jen
You’ll eat it (deep wheeze) and like it! Eat your broccoli, George! Don’t make me put on my Darth Vader Apron! You wouldn’t like me with my Angry Apron on! Rule your house with an iron, albeit bionic, fist with this fab bit of Star Wars Memorabilia. Husbands and Sig Others,...
Yoda
Slippers
posted by Jen
Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I really can’t stayyy… – Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I’ve got to go away. – Yoda, it’s cold outside. – I wish I knew hooow….to break the spell. – I’ll get your hat. Your hair looks...
Remote Control R2D2 Inflatable
posted by Jen
Did someone forget to get you that Remote Control R2D2 you ordered for Christmas? Well, now’s your chance, because Think Geek’s got it and now he’s half price! This indoor-outdoor smooth-movin’ droid can hop a curb just to come over and say “boop boop beep”...
Star Wars Car
Shade
posted by Jen
Are you telling me I can disguise my minivan to look like the Millennium Falcon when I’m not in it?? I may just park my car in the driveway backward, just for funsies, so I can see people’s faces when they drive by. This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Sunshade will collapse right...
Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick
posted by Jen
Could you pass the potatoes, please, Admiral Ackbar? Ahhh…nothing like dinner with a few close friends. Food can bring the grouchiest of frenemies together. A good pork loin could even bring Darth and Leia to the table, and not just to discuss over Battle Station plans and/or...
Star Wars
Mints
posted by Jen
Pee Yew, Francis! Your breath smells like the inside of a Tauntaun! Don’t let your breath smell like Francis. Pop in the wicked fresh goodness of a Star Wars Mint and say Bon Voyage to Stank Breath. Make your choice of Death Star Mints or R2D2 Mints and have yourself a jolly little tin...
Stormtrooper Mickey Samsung Galaxy S4...
posted by Jen
Ah, the sad and lonely life of the Stormtrooper… For real…spending all day walking the halls of the Death Star, waiting for a prisoner to break out of his cell just so he can have a reason to fire his blaster a little..it’s drudgery in white armor, is what it is. So, when...
William Shakespeare’s Star Wars...
posted by Jen
Verily, I say unto you: These be not the droids thou art looking for. In the immortal words of one Princess Leia Organa: “Help Me, Obi Wan. Thou art mine only hope.” And again, when confronting the Dark Lord: “Vader, I know ’twas thee that had this peaceful vessel...
Jedi Academy Alumni License Cover
posted by Jen
Since my kid defeated Darth Vader at the Jedi Training Academy over at Hollywood Studios, I kind of qualify for one of these, right? I mean, once your kid has defeated the Evil Sith Lord, you should get SOME sort of a reward, right? Bragging rights of some sort? Well, this is what I’m...
R2D2 Pepper
Mill
posted by Jen
Artoo knows you like your tater tots with a little kick. He also knows you buy the cheapest peppercorns possible, but he ain’t tellin’ nobody. That’s just the kind of droid he is: quiet and dutiful. Let him be in charge of your peppering duty with this oh-so-fantastic R2D2...
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