The Emperor will be most pleased with your ability to cube ice. Or at least he would be if the Emperor were a Penguin. The Cube is strong with this Death Star Ice Cube Mold. Turn your regular Padawan Water into a 2 1/2″ sphere massive enough to cool an entire glass of Tatooine Tea or...
R2-D2
Cups
posted by Jen
Where have you been all my life, you wee, robotic stacking mugs? Perfect for kids, camping, car, sleepovers, parties, or just hanging out, doing shots of Kool-Aid in your underwear, these stackable, plastic R2-D2 Mugs will be a hit wherever and whenever you whip them out! If you’re so...
Star Wars Adventure Time Mashup iPad ...
posted by Jen
What an adorable Scruffy Little Nerf Herder! In honor of the last day of Star Wars Weekends 2013 in Disney’s Hollywood Studios, I present to you this muy awesome Star Wars Adventure Time Mashup iPad Case! Finn is looking Fine as a Fly Boy in his Han Solo suit and Jake is wonderfully...
Star Wars Audio Compendium
posted by Jen
Omigosh, your dad needs this book. My dad needs this book. I need this book! Check it: it’s the Star Wars Audio Compendium. Two-hundred fifty-six audio clips spanning all six movies, this book not only gives you dialog and sounds from the films, it gives you the insider background of...
Return of the Jedi Slave Leia Apron
posted by Jen
Kitchen Slave. All the Slave Leia Hotness, None of the Gym Time. This is a concept I could get behind. Like, literally behind, as in I could stand behind this apron and be perfectly happy. I’m seeing multiple uses for the Slave Leia apron: the obvious–Hello, Memorial Day Picnic!...
Vader’s Little Princess Book
posted by Jen
Oh my cuteness! I didn’t know I was eagerly awaiting a sequel to Jeffrey Brown’s funny Star Wars Cartoon Book until this one came along! We fell in love with Darth Vader and Son LAST Father’s Day, and just in time for this Pop’s Day, Jeffrey busts out Vader’s...
Star Wars Welcome to Tatooine T-shirt
posted by Jen
It’s happening again. I have a crush on a T-Shirt. payday loans online I don’t know why this keeps happening to me, but if you look at this Welcome to Tatooine Tee, can you blame me? I’m in love. This tee is super soft, an awesome buttery-orange color, and 43% off at Amazon,...
Star Wars Luke Skywalker Designer Wat...
posted by Jen
Full of the force, this one. Have it, I must. Girl, I am. Care, I don’t, that this watch is for arm of MAN. Have it, I WILL. Look at that orange leather strap! Love it! This Star Wars Designer Watch featuring Luke Skywalker is made of stainless steel, glass, and genuine leather....
Star Wars Polo
Shirt
posted by Jen
You Little Rebel, you. Just because your work dress code is Business Casual, doesn’t mean you you have to be all Business Blah. You can let your Geek Flag fly in the workplace with this subtle Star Wars Rebel Polo shirt. It’s tricked out with a Blink-and-You-Miss-It Rebel Crest,...
Ice Sabers Star Wars Cookbook
posted by Jen
Oooh…Oooh…just found out how I’m spending at least 30 days of summer vacation! Day One: Make Lightsaber Ice Pops and duel with my children (crushing those wee opponents to a Padawan Pulp, naturally). Day Two: Clone Cones with my favorite ice cream. Hide from children and eat...
Giant Chewbacca Talking Plush
posted by Jen
Omigosh, Furriest, Giantest Chewbacca I’ve Ever Seen!! And I wish I had that chick’s t-shirt and could make my hair do what hers is doing, but that’s a different story. Omigosh, biggest, squishiest, furriest, TALKIEST Chewie EVER. Yes. He talks. He’s adorbs AND he...
Star Wars Holiday Lights Yoda and R2D...
posted by Jen
Found the perfect item for your tree, you have. Make your cubicle festive, you will. Turkey Week is over. Let the blinkage begin! My neighbor had his lights up and twinkling even before my turkey was cold. It’s on! I’m upping my game this year, guys, because not only are my famous...
Star Wars Craft
Book
posted by Jen
Oh. Emm. Geeeeeee! The Star Wars Craft Book?? There’s about to be some crazy craftin’ goin’ down in THIS Ewok Village! I’m kind of really freaking out about this book right this second. Like, I’m wondering if the Star Trek Holographic Beam Technology is up and...
Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers
posted by Jen
Meet my new friends: Salty Stormtrooper and Pepper Vader. If your food is bland and your life is blander, maybe you’re not using the right accessories. Throw some spice in your life (ha!) with some new, lively, harmless-without-weapons, kitchen gadgets like these guys! Say Hello to your...
Voice-Activated
R2D2
posted by Jen
My own personal, voice-activated R2D2? Where have you BEEN all my life?? Oh, tiny little robot…I’ve been waiting for you since nineteen-hundred and seventy-seven, and now here you are! All I want for Christmas is my own Voice-Activated R2D2 to play tag with, to guard my pantry...
Jedi Training
Manual
posted by Jen
Now that Disney owns the rights to Star Wars, we best be brushing up on our Jedi Rules and Regulations if we wanna blend in! Here’s a fun primer: the Jedi Training Manual, that covers everything you need to know to keep yourself on the Light Side, to avoid heading towards…you...
Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
posted by Jen
I’m fairly certain I don’t even NEED words to describe how cool this thing is. I mean, just LOOK at it. It’s the stinkin’ Millennium Falcon. That opens your bottles! It’s perfection and nostalgia all rolled up into an oblong metal body. AND it has a magnet on the...
Death Star Plush
Pillow
posted by Jen
Death Star Bad. Must. SQUOOSH IT!! What do you do when there’s a perfectly good Death Star right in your sights and you’re fresh out of proton torpedoes?? You squish the heck out of it! For anyone who’s ever wanted to show that No-Moon Space Station who’s boss,...
Princess Leia Babydoll T-shirt
posted by Jen
Rule #1 of the Galaxy: “Don’t Mess With a Princess.” She will CUT a Sith. Don’t touch the hair. Don’t touch the gun. And DON’T call her “Your Highness”. So hop in the Landspeeder (or just click one of the blue links, if your Speeder’s...
Star Wars
Cookbook
posted by Jen
WHOoooo wants a Clone Scone? More in the mood for Boba Fettucine? If you’re chilly, I can offer you some Hoth Chocolate. Yoda Soda? Hot Cross Leia Buns? 🙂 Or, if you’re not in the mood for any of that, we can just whip out the cookie cutters that came with my fantastic Star...
Star Wars
Bookends
posted by Jen
Because life is nothing if not a metaphor. Does your life begin and end with Star Wars? Do you still burrow down at night in your Luke and Leia sheets? Are there “certain” previously-assembled Lego sets that no one in your house is allowed to touch? Do you answer the phone...
Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey
posted by Jen
You’re a little bit country…You’re a little bit rock and roll. Let your Nerd side and your Athlete side coexist in this awesome Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey. Who’s the King of the Imperial Court? THIS guy. Trooper 77 — present and ready for some three-point...
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