Classiest water bottle I ever did see! It almost looks like The Force is glowing through it! But it’s not. It’s just a cool peach emblem. But doesn’t it look COOL? We’re prepared to tote this Star Wars Stainless Steel Insulated Bottle with us wherever we go, filling...

Don’t speak until you’re sure the Sith Lord is fully caffeinated. Those who have SEEN Darth Vader before his morning cup of Joe know it ain’t pretty. It’s best just to leave him alone until he’s had at least 16 ounces of the Dark Roast. Enjoy yours far, far away...

Because regular Immersion Blenders are boring. We give you, Star Wars fans, the greatest thing ever: the Lightsaber Immersion Blender! Just think of all the Blue Milk Smoothies you can make with this thing! And it’s perfect for blending Yoda’s Homemade Root Leaf Stew! (Plus,...

Can’t decide which of these Tiki Mugs to order? Here’s a hint: the Chewbacca Tiki Mug is the biggest! But we wouldn’t want you to show favoritism, so maybe you should just get them all? Today’s the perfect day to order them, since they’re each 40% off–just...

Because Coffee. And R2-D2! And a French Press Coffee Pot, to boot! I mean, what else do you NEED in life? I’m thinking this R2-D2 French Coffee Press could take you from Asleep to Saving-the-Galaxy faster than you can say Boo Boop Bee...

Perfect for Tea Time on Tatooine. Maybe some Darjeeling on Dagobah? Some Earl Gray on Endor? Whatever your potion, make it adorable in this R2-D2 Teapot! Check out our other Favorite Star Wars Schwag in our Gift...

Cheers! We survived another battle against Imperial Scum! Maybe your day just entails winning the battle against the copier. That’s okay. Celebrate ALL of life’s many victories with this Star Wars Planetary Glassware 6-piece Set. The set features glasses from the planets Hoth,...

Have you acquired ALL the Star Wars Stuff? Because there’s surely MORE to be had, if you look hard enough! Take this Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Board, for instance. Do ya own one of those yet? Chances are, there’s someone in your life who NEEDS this thing, stat! If you...

You Don’t Know The Power of the Buttermilk Side. We’re flipping out over this Darth Vader Pancake Maker. Who is going to buy us this adorable piece of griddling goodness? Is it you? Because that would be awesome....

Hello, Happy Little Star Wars Friends! Look at those little faces! Couldn’t you just eat ’em up? Ha! See what I did there? Gobble up these Star Wars Friends Cookie Cutters and start stuffing your face full of Star Wars flavored dough! Yes! Dream come...

That’s no moon! It’s a space station! Capable of bearing the weight of numerous carrots and onions and mushrooms! All it takes is the force of your knife and these vegetables will be obliterated on this Death Star Cutting Board. Men with funny little plastic helmets not...

May the Sauce Be With You. If I am forced to cook, I may as well use The Force whilst I cook. And nothing makes flipping chicken more fun than the whrr-whrrr sound of a lightsaber while you’re doing it. Boys and girls alike will appreciate battling a rack of ribs with these Star Wars...

It’s important to celebrate May the 4th properly. Plastic cups are not advised and when serving Aunt Beru’s Blue Milk. It must be served ice cold, in pint glasses. Luckily, we’ve found the perfect 4 Pack of Star Wars Glasses so you can leave the guesswork out of it. Use the...

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur…. Maybe that’s who Penny’s singing about in the song…That’s all Chewbacca is, right? A big, soft kitty? Make your Star Wars lovin’ friend’s day a little brighter by bequeathing them this blue and fabulous...

Hello, Coolest Star Wars Gift I’ve ever seen! Gift the gift of knives. The gift that keeps on giving. Seriously, how happy would it make your Star Wars fan if you showed up with this Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block as a wedding gift, graduation gift, or birthday gift? As a Star Wars fan...

Anakin’s legacy lives on… You didn’t think they’d just TOSS OUT his mask after he kicked the bucket, did you? No, siree! They turned that sucker into an appliance! Now, you can celebrate the Death of the Darth with this Star Wars Darth Vader...

You can’t catch me, I’m the Darth Vader Man. Which is precisely what he said as he was running away from the folks who were trying to eat him. Here’s one thing you won’t want to run away from: 20% off all Star Wars Merch at ThinkGeek! Yep. All of it, including these...

Oh, NOW we’re TALKIN’! You know that feeling you get when you’ve waited your whole life for something, but didn’t realize you were missing it until you saw it? Yeah. These. That’s what happened with these Star Wars Stackable Mugs. I’m getting these for...

I can cut this potato in less than 12 parsecs.   I know it’s an apple, but potato sounded funnier. Whatever you’re chopping, do it faster on the Millennium Falcon Chopping Board. It’s thick, made of acrylic, and full of Chewie and Han. What more could you ask...

Stick a fork in me; I’m done… …because this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. No, it won’t laser-sear your hot dog, but isn’t it cool enough just to have the ability to spear a frank with a Saber? Now, make no mistake: this fork is for Imperial Forces...

Stores around town are starting to put Back to School stuff on the shelves already! Do you know what I have to say to these people? Chill.  I am therefore proposing that all of the people thinking it’s time to start buying backpacks and protractors  just take a moment to hit the pause...

What is it about your little boop-boop-be-doop that has us all wrapped around your little finger? Actually, that’s not true. Droids don’t have fingers. Okay, you’ve got us wrapped around your holographic projector. R2D2 seems to be a universally-adored character and friends...

Why don’t ya just boop boop beep boop your way to a freshly baked pound cake? There’s no need to use your brain when you can let your personal droid do all the addition for you! With this R2D2 Measuring Cup Set, the little blue and white guy will make sure your flour’s...

Come to the Dark Roast… STILL dragging from that confounded time change? Wondering why certain countries and provinces have to subject themselves to such unnecessary modern torture? We feel ya, Mickey Fixers, and we’ve got a solution. Darth Vader’s Dark Roast! It’s...

Keep your belly warmer than a Tauntaun's Entrails! This Jedi Rebel Mug passes all of my Coffee Mug Tests: Coolness, Bigness, and Finger Hold…ness. First of all: Star Wars. Coolness Mega Factor. Secondly: 12 ounces: bigger than a diner cup%2...

Could you pass the potatoes, please, Admiral Ackbar? Ahhh…nothing like dinner with a few close friends. Food can bring the grouchiest of frenemies together. A good pork loin could even bring Darth and Leia to the table, and not just to discuss over Battle Station plans and/or...

Come see the sights and ski the slopes at the warm and friendly Vader Castle! How great would it be to walk around the Food and Wine Festival with a Darth Vader Stein in your hand? You could score major points with the environment for saving plastic, for one, and score major points with the...

I’m not EVEN kidding you. It’s R2D2 and Soy Sauce: two of the world’s greatest inventions. Now, they live happily and harmoniously as one, in this R2D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser! I’ve been waiting weeks for an excuse to go out for a Spicy Tuna Roll and now, he’s here!...

Artoo knows you like your tater tots with a little kick. He also knows you buy the cheapest peppercorns possible, but he ain’t tellin’ nobody. That’s just the kind of droid he is: quiet and dutiful. Let him be in charge of your peppering duty with this oh-so-fantastic R2D2...

The Emperor will be most pleased with your ability to cube ice. Or at least he would be if the Emperor were a Penguin. The Cube is strong with this Death Star Ice Cube Mold. Turn your regular Padawan Water into a 2 1/2″ sphere massive enough to cool an entire glass of Tatooine Tea or...

Darth gets very upset when you don’t hydrate. Nothing sucks the life out of you when touring a theme park than realizing you’ve locked your keys in your car. The second thing most likely to suck the life out of you is passing out from dehydration. Hydrate like the cool kids with...

Kitchen Slave. All the Slave Leia Hotness, None of the Gym Time. This is a concept I could get behind. Like, literally behind, as in I could stand behind this apron and be perfectly happy. I’m seeing multiple uses for the Slave Leia apron: the obvious–Hello, Memorial Day Picnic!...

Why settle for snowmen and ginger-dude cookies this year, when you can have THESE? Don’t tell my neighbor, but I am totally showing up to her Christmas Cookie Swap with a plateful of Boba Fett! I’m totally giddy over these Press and Stamp Heroes and Villains Star Wars Cookie...

Drown your tea leaves in the Galaxy’s Most Formidable Battle Station! Show those loose tea leaves who’s boss and dunk ’em like you mean it with this fabuloso Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser. Look at the cute little Tie-Fighter handle! The whole thing is stainless steel and...

Meet my new friends: Salty Stormtrooper and Pepper Vader. If your food is bland and your life is blander, maybe you’re not using the right accessories. Throw some spice in your life (ha!) with some new, lively, harmless-without-weapons, kitchen gadgets like these guys! Say Hello to your...

Try to not look cool drinking out of one of these things. Try!   Think Geek is having a rockin’ Star Wars sale this week and my life couldn’t be better. Stuff like the Star Wars Family Car Decals featured awhile back and the Darth Vader Lamp from a few days ago are both on...

WARNING: Don’t try this at home. Could induce hibernation sickness.   But what you CAN do at home is pop one of these cubes into an unsuspecting guest’s glass at your next Halloween Party and get the party started. Frozen eyeballs are SO predictable…why not serve up...