Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat… …call in the spirits, wherever they’re at! You know, it’s surprising no one has corrected Leota’s grammar after all these years. I mean, she’s been ending that sentence with a preposition for a looooong time. We still...

Take your New Dooney for a spin in your Doombuggy! This wickedly cool Haunted Mansion Dooney has cast a spell on us in the biggest way! Disney and Dooney have launched a whole line of them, from smallish to biggish and they’re all fiendishly fantastic! Head over to checkout some of our...

That girl’s been balancing  there for an awfully long time. She must have really strong toes. Or really steep arches. How long’s this gonna last? I’m mesmerized. So mesmerized that I need this Haunted Mansion Cell Phone Case so I can stare a little longer. This one fits the...

It’s your favorite KIND of host! For every man who’s ever wanted to greet the Foolish Mortals coming into Gracey Manor, this shirt’s for you. It’s cotton, it’s comfy, and it’s the perfect Halloween getup for dudes who don’t do Halloween getups!...

The gang’s all here! So, pull up a seat at the Dining Table…your dinner is served (cold)! Your favorite Gracey Manor Characters have gathered around this Haunted Mansion Placemat to entertain you while you dine in style! Check out our other Favorite Haunted Mansion Goods...

Look who’s coming out to socialize! Ezra, Gus, and Phineas have had those thumbs out for quite some time now. Isn’t it time for somebody to give them a ride out of Gracey Manor? I’ll be happy to let these Haunted Mansion Hitchhiking Ghosts hop a ride to my house. They...

Here Lies Good Ol’ Fred… …wait. Right graveyard, wrong tombstone. It appears that Moaning Myrtle has gotten a new perpetual residence over with our friends at the Haunted Mansion. I’m sure they’ll get along just fine. It’s just eternity. Fans of Harry...

Who’s in charge of spooking dinner tonight? I know I’ll never get to be a CM at Haunted Mansion…I can’t keep a straight face to save my life…but I can be a Ghost Host all day long. Just watch me rock this Haunted Mansion Apron and you’ll pick up what...

Dead Men Read No Tales… Or at least that’s what the Pirates of the Caribbean would say if they were here. We just thought you might like to score these awesomely awesome Haunted Mansion Bookends, where you will naturally keep your copies of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy...

I told you I’m going AS the Haunted Mansion for Halloween this year, right? Yeah, so with this Haunted Mansion Top, this Haunted Mansion Bracelet, these Haunted Mansion Earrings, and a pair of purple Chuck Taylors, I’m thinking I’ll be set! If only I could find some...

Hey, Look! It’s some Grim Grinning Ghosts! And these handsome dudes have come out to socialize! Don’t close your eyes. Don’t try to hide. Or a silly spook may sit by your side. (Or maybe you want that. It’s entirely your prerogative.) Get your Happy Haunted Mansion...

Is it weird that I’m drawn to something that freaks me RIGHT OUT?? I mean, remember that scene in the Wizard of Oz when the Wicked Witch has that ginormous hourglass filled with red sand and then she flips it over all dramatically and tells Dorothy basically that when the sand’s...

No, seriously. It’s almost time. Halloween’s like right there!   It will creep up on you before you know it, so you want to make sure you have the most well-appointed yard in the neighborhood, lest you look like you don’t consider Halloween a serious sport like the rest of...

The Hitchhiking Ghosts are thinking your car’s looking mighty comfy right now. I know what their names are, but I always almost call them Ezra, Phineas, and Ferb. It would have helped things a bunch, Disney, if you’d have just named the show Phineas and Gus. May I just stick that...

Here Lies The Glass of Good Old Fred… …he didn’t use a coaster and now he’s…now he’s….turning red. Don’t let this happen to your guests at your next soiree at The Manor.  Keep your furniture, and the dignity of the foolish mortals around you,...

Welcome to Gracey Manor! Madame Leota’s Floating Head has been expecting you. The only thing better than finding a t-shirt that you love is finding it on SALE! This Team Gracey Tee, for all us Haunted Mansion Fanboys and Fangirls out there, is on sale at Red Bubble for 10% off when you...

I’ve always wanted a floating head for my living room. I think this one will complement my decor nicely, don’t you? I will put it right beside my tambourine and my horn and my bell. Then, when Madame Leota calls out “Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond; let there be music...

“Whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present. Practicing their terror, with ghoulish delight…” Bring a creepy bit of the Haunted Mansion to your abode with this sweet ‘n sour Mickey Mouse Halloween Candelabra....

Ready for a riveting round of the After Life?? Is your family all Scrabbled-out? Step up your game on Game Night by whipping this baby out and watch ’em go slack-jawed. Oh, friends, the click of that wheel is just as satisfying a sound as it was when you were ten and had never heard of...

Welcome to the Holiday Season, Foolish Mortals…. The kids are back in school, and that means two things: heavier traffic in the a.m. and stores decorated for Halloween. I wanted to go ahead and put this bit of Disney fun up on the site right after I found it, because these seasonal...

Uh….Bob? You got a stray in your Doom Buggy, there. Be not afraid. They’re not scary hitchhikers, they’re just needy.  The dude who brought us the super-cool Haunted Mansion iPhone Case is back with this equally-wicked piece of Haunted Mansion art.  Today, I humbly present...

Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched? Well, now you can carry that paranoia in your back pocket with this spookily fab Haunted Mansion iPhone case. The googly-eyed dudes are inlaid in a hard shell case, and ready to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4S from evil technological...

“Welcome, Foolish Mortals…” …to your new iPhone case.  A guy who goes by the handle actualchad has created this wicked (pun free of charge) iPhone case with your fave phrases from Haunted Mansion…and you can GET IT HERE! If they’re hard to see from the...

Well, here’s just the cutest thing ever. I’m a sucker for boxes, and this one has me wrapped around it’s tiny trinket-y finger! Master creator of all things Lilliputian, Bob Olszewski has recreated scenes from the Stretching Room in Disney’s Haunted Mansion, and turned...