May the 4th be with you! In honor of this special Star Wars Day, the Disney Store is having an out of this galaxy deal where you can save 30% off Star Wars items! They also have a one-day deal for an $8 Stormtrooper watch with any purchase! Looking for a new favorite shirt? Check out this...

Now Darth Vader can haunt your sleep, TOO! Because, friends, it’s just not enough for Darth Vader to haunt your waking hours, now he can scare the poop out of you at nighttime, too! This Darth Vader Glowing Head Lamp is enough to scare the sturdiest of Star Wars fans and cool enough to...

If you’re gonna give your dad a tie, at least make sure it’s a COOL tie. I mean, everybody at work knows when your Dad’s phone is going off…the Imperial March ringtone is a dead giveaway. So, let Dad arrive to work in style, while his phone is ringing, with a silk Star...

Want. Want. WANT! (Please.) Are you in that awkward position where you don’t technically have children yet, but your wife’s pregnant, and so you sorta feel like you should probably get her a Mother’s Day present? Or like, you’re married, but you have dogs who are your...

Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...

Oh, Han Solo, you were master of the snarky comeback, weren’t you? Well, how does it feel when we wipe the peanut butter off our hands…on your FACE? Just kidding. Your face is too pretty to be buttered. But don’t let it happen again or we could change our minds. For all Star...

You know you’ve always wanted to fly Luke’s X-Wing. Now you CAN be Red Five (or the Dark Side Dude) with these Star Wars Remote Control Slot Car Racers! What kid doesn’t love some fun R/C cars for Christmas? What kid doesn’t love Star Wars? (Don’t hurt my...

Ready to fly, Artoo?   I feel a lot more confident when Artoo is helping me navigate the streets of Anytown, U.S.A., which happens to be my hometown. I will also feel a lot more confident driving around at night, knowing I have my sturdy R2D2 Cell Phone Charger by by side. Two USB ports will...

Are you telling me I can disguise my minivan to look like the Millennium Falcon when I’m not in it?? I may just park my car in the driveway backward, just for funsies, so I can see people’s faces when they drive by. This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Sunshade will collapse right...

Could you pass the potatoes, please, Admiral Ackbar? Ahhh…nothing like dinner with a few close friends. Food can bring the grouchiest of frenemies together. A good pork loin could even bring Darth and Leia to the table, and not just to discuss over Battle Station plans and/or...

Omigolly, why can’t these pajamas come in adult sizes, TOO??? Okay, so remember Jeffrey Brown, who wrote and illustrated the book Darth Vader and Son and the book Vader’s Little Princess?? Well, now he illustrates pajamas! Hanna Andersson, the maker of super-soft, organic, and...

Wait. Maybe you missed it in the title: with SOUND!   Oh, take me back to a teeny, tiny concrete cafeteria in the late 70s after Star Wars had blown everyone’s mind to outer space and back. The scene: a geeky girl with really round glasses and a PB and Honey Sandwich and a Blo-Pop...

Leia looks so CUTE when she wears her hair down! She can’t always be dressed for the awards ceremony or running around with exquisite hair accessories that accentuate her flawless complexion. Sometimes she needs to, you know, be free and let it all hang out! You, too, can mimic...

What’s wrong with a floating Imperial head in your drink? (Absolutely nothing.) I can’t wait for my first party of the summer where I get to slip some of these little guys into my unsuspecting friends’ drinks. Laughter WILL ensue. Oh yes, it WILL ensue. Better yet, these...

What an adorable Scruffy Little Nerf  Herder!   In honor of the last day of Star Wars Weekends 2013 in Disney’s Hollywood Studios, I present to you this muy awesome Star Wars Adventure Time Mashup iPad Case! Finn is looking Fine as a Fly Boy in his Han Solo suit and Jake is wonderfully...

Kitchen Slave. All the Slave Leia Hotness, None of the Gym Time. This is a concept I could get behind. Like, literally behind, as in I could stand behind this apron and be perfectly happy. I’m seeing multiple uses for the Slave Leia apron: the obvious–Hello, Memorial Day Picnic!...

Here’s a gift that says, “Thanks for all that hard Bounty Hunting Stuff You Do.” Let’s face it: Bounty Hunting is not for the timid.  It takes a pretty strong, brave dude to chase bad guys around (with or sans jet pack) with nothing to protect them but a small blaster...

You know the Dark Side? Well, they have Bacon.   They also have high cholesterol and angina, but that’s beside the point. This hilarious bit of Star Wars Snarkiness – the Come to the Dark Side, We Have Bacon Tee, is now yours for the low, low price of $15.74. Yep. $15.74....

I didn’t think life could get any better when Lego took on Star Wars…   Now with Lego taking on Star Wars taking on The Beatles, I think my World Trifecta is complete.  There’s nothing cuter than seeing Obi, R2-D2, Han, and Chewie crossing Abbey Road a la John, Paul,...

Some Mondays at the office are worse than others… Poor Harold. He’s so distraught, he hasn’t even touched his peas. I’d be a little concerned, too, if I’d let a droid that MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE THE PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR SHOVED INTO ITS CREVICES pass by without...

Well, Hello, There, Best Of Both Worlds! Beloved Chocolate, meet Star Wars. Beloved Star Wars, Chocolate. Now that you’ve met: Get In My Belly! I love a good talking M&M Dude, and an M&M Dude dressed up as a Stormtrooper will melt my heart…as long as it’s not in my...

Protect your phone from Hibernation Sickness with this rad Han Solo case!  There’s no real hope for Solo, however, poor guy…he’s headed straight for Hibernation Sickness, but such is the fate of Darth Vader’s Frozen Guinea Pig. You don’t have to suffer a similar...

Some of you may be saying, There’s no WAY you’re gettin’ me in that thing! But hear me out: I’m finding it hard to take my eyes off this thing! First of all, it’s a Boba Fett Hoodie! May I go ahead and speculate that most of us have never owned a Boba Fett...

The hardest part for me right now is deciding which one to get.   There’s four to choose from and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment by my options. What a fantastic problem! Here’s the low-down: your can choose Daily or Weekly, Small or Large, and Cool Quote,...

Try to not look cool drinking out of one of these things. Try!   Think Geek is having a rockin’ Star Wars sale this week and my life couldn’t be better. Stuff like the Star Wars Family Car Decals featured awhile back and the Darth Vader Lamp from a few days ago are both on...

Don’t be caught under-dressed at the Death Star Winter Ball. Not only is it just NOT DONE, it could get you killed or worse: banished from the crudites table. So do your best to show up with those shoes a-shinin’ and wearing your best cufflinks for the occasion.  Might I suggest...

Your motorbike’s no match for the proton torpedoes on my ten speed! Omigosh, this guy’s entire collection on Red Bubble has had me giggling for days. Click on the image of this awesome reinterpretation of the famous Trench Run scene in Star Wars to see see this print up close and...

Oh, Anakin. You had such a bright future ahead of you. But then you had to go all dark and evil-y. I’m choosing to celebrate the young, full of promise, Good Jedi Knight you once were with this awesome Anakin Skywalker Lightsaber Lamp. I love the laser cut-out of the Jedi Knights all...

WHOoooo wants a Clone Scone? More in the mood for Boba Fettucine? If you’re chilly, I can offer you some Hoth Chocolate. Yoda Soda? Hot Cross Leia Buns? 🙂 Or, if you’re not in the mood for any of that, we can just whip out the cookie cutters that came with my fantastic Star...

Party Han is in the HOUSE tonight…. Everybody just have a good time… He’s gon’ make me lose my mind. <swoon> Hello, Han Solo, you Hunky Hunky Rebel, You! You with your your ahead-of-your-time skinny jeans and your brown, flowy locks.  Women who love you and men...

Happy Fiscal New Year! Lando Calrissian wants you to help him celebrate July’s impending arrival with this boss Star Wars Calendar. I, personally, thought I was going to get a lot more joy out of those “Natural Landscapes” on my calendar than I actually have been these first...

Happy Father’s Day to the Best Pop on the Planet! There’s nothing quite like Jedi Father/Son Bonding Time, is there? Now you get to see what life REALLY would have been like for Luke if Darth hadn’t gone all Absentee Father on him sometime before Episode 1. Now we get to...

Don’t give me that look, Lord Vader! Oh, that was your smiley face? I can never tell with you. Even when YOUR Little Vader’s giving you the angry eyebrows for telling him to clean his room for the FIFTH TIME TODAY, looking down at the shirt he has on will give you reason to...

Aww…look at Luke. So peaceful, all snuggled up in those warm, Tauntaun entrails. Someone must really love you, Luke Skywalker. It’s cold out there on the Hoth Ice Planet, and somebody went out of their way just to make you nice and cozy-warm inside the belly of that giant sci-fi...