Classiest water bottle I ever did see! It almost looks like The Force is glowing through it! But it’s not. It’s just a cool peach emblem. But doesn’t it look COOL? We’re prepared to tote this Star Wars Stainless Steel Insulated Bottle with us wherever we go, filling...
Han Solo
Apron
posted by Jen
For the scruffy little nerfherder in your life… If we were the betting type, we’d be willin’ to wager than you have a man in your life who needs this Han Solo Apron. Plus, you can snag it now for 30% off, but you gotta hurry. Sale ends...
Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
posted by Jen
Haven’t you always wanted to blow up the Death Star…literally? All you need is a good set of lungs or a bike pump! Y’all, not only can you BLOW UP THE DEATH STAR into a beach ball…you can blow up the Death Star into a beach ball that lights up! Fun in the sun or under...
Star Wars Lightsaber Immersion Blende...
posted by Jen
Because regular Immersion Blenders are boring. We give you, Star Wars fans, the greatest thing ever: the Lightsaber Immersion Blender! Just think of all the Blue Milk Smoothies you can make with this thing! And it’s perfect for blending Yoda’s Homemade Root Leaf Stew! (Plus,...
R2-D2 Laundry
Hamper
posted by Jen
He might be the only one that doesn’t mind the smell of your socks. This little guy is happy to hold your dirty duds and he won’t even judge you for that ketchup stain on your shirt. Plus, having this R2-D2 Hamper in your room just might brighten your day each and every time you...
R2-D2 French Coffee
Press
posted by Jen
Because Coffee. And R2-D2! And a French Press Coffee Pot, to boot! I mean, what else do you NEED in life? I’m thinking this R2-D2 French Coffee Press could take you from Asleep to Saving-the-Galaxy faster than you can say Boo Boop Bee...
Star Wars Planets Glassware
posted by Jen
Cheers! We survived another battle against Imperial Scum! Maybe your day just entails winning the battle against the copier. That’s okay. Celebrate ALL of life’s many victories with this Star Wars Planetary Glassware 6-piece Set. The set features glasses from the planets Hoth,...
Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Boar...
posted by Jen
Have you acquired ALL the Star Wars Stuff? Because there’s surely MORE to be had, if you look hard enough! Take this Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Board, for instance. Do ya own one of those yet? Chances are, there’s someone in your life who NEEDS this thing, stat! If you...
Inflatable Darth
Vader
posted by Jen
That’s one heck of a guard dog you got there, Jimmy. He keeps the riff-raff out of the yard, that’s for sure. When you’re looking to infect the entire neighborhood with some Christmas Spirit, look no further than this ginormous, 16 foot Inflatable Darth Vader. He’ll...
Darth Vader
Humidifier
posted by Jen
This is the giant, misting head you’re looking for. You know the real reason Darth Vader breathes that way? He doesn’t sleep with a humidifier. True story. Introducing the super ironic, yet incredibly effective, Darth Vader Humidifier. Not only does it humidify the air for more...
Darth Vader Pancake
Maker
posted by Jen
You Don’t Know The Power of the Buttermilk Side. We’re flipping out over this Darth Vader Pancake Maker. Who is going to buy us this adorable piece of griddling goodness? Is it you? Because that would be awesome....
Death Star Chip and Dip Bowls
posted by Jen
There’s a little known fact about the Death Star… Turns out, when Luke and his buddies destroyed the Death Star, it broke into two perfectly halved bowls for chipping and dipping. I know the movie makes it look like it exploded, but that’s just smoke and mirrors. The real...
Princess Leia Coffee
Mug
posted by Jen
Holy Buns, Leia! Okay, this is the funniest Star Wars Mug in the history of Star Wars mugs. How fun is it going to be sipping your coffee while grabbing Leia’s buns?? I, for one, am totally psyched, and I haven’t even had my coffee yet...
Star Wars Friends Cookie Cutters
posted by Jen
Hello, Happy Little Star Wars Friends! Look at those little faces! Couldn’t you just eat ’em up? Ha! See what I did there? Gobble up these Star Wars Friends Cookie Cutters and start stuffing your face full of Star Wars flavored dough! Yes! Dream come...
Star Wars R2-D2 Lightweight Scarf
posted by Jen
Because it’s the wrong season for a HEAVY R2-D2 Scarf. But one thing’s for true: you want to look fashionable on Force Friday. Because looking less than stylish would just be wrong. Keep your neck warm and your style high with this R2-D2 Lightweight Scarf! Check out our other Fave...
Darth Vader Rolling Luggage
posted by Jen
Fact: even Sith Lords have to haul carry-on. He may be able to pack the sucker up without moving much more than a finger, but Lord Vader’s STILL gotta check that bag. And you should SEE the stuff he has to take off at the Airline Security Checkpoint! It ain’t pretty. No matter...
Star Wars C3P0 Metal Can Holder
posted by Jen
Three cheers for the fabulousness that is Star Wars! We’re feeling the Star Wars love big time today! Did you hear the fab news about a Star Wars Cantina coming to Disney World AND Disneyland? I think our lifelong Nerd Dreams are finally coming true! So, we’re toasting this fab...
Star Wars Self-Stirring Mug
posted by Jen
That’s no spoon stirring that mug! It’s the force stirring your hot chocolate! Let’s face it: there are mornings when all you can do is shuffle to get your coffee, let alone stir it. Who has time for such nonsense when you can use The Force! Press a button and whir that...
Star Wars Light Saber Dive Sticks
posted by Jen
Best Pool Day EVER! It’s ON when these suckers hit the water! These Star Wars Light Saber Dive Sticks light up as soon as they touch water just like the kids’ eyes will light up as soon as they see them! I’m seeing many more late-night trips to the pool in our...
Star Wars Argyle
Socks
posted by Jen
Because fashionable dinners call for fashionable footwear. Think about it: you wouldn’t invite the Queen over to eat while you were wearing your coveralls. Likewise, don’t have the Emperor over unless you’re sure you have fancy feet on. It’s just common...
Han Solo in Carbonite Fridge
posted by Jen
You’ve waited your whole life for this. Haven’t you? If you do not wish to own this Han Solo in Carbonite Fridge, certainly your father (who may or may not be a Sith) does. Nothing says Man Cave than a Frozen Han Solo chilling your beverages. It’s big enough to hold 18 cans,...
Star Wars Chewbacca Seatbelt Belt
posted by Jen
Don’t make the Wookie angry. Buy him something he really wants. Sometimes, his fur gets a little loose around his midsection. It’s true. It’s something he doesn’t like to talk about. What he needs it something to keep his pants up, like this Chewbacca Seatbelt Belt,...
Star Wars Darth Vader Lights
posted by Jen
Okay, I’ve got the perfect plan for these things. You’re going to Star Wars Weekends, right? The party doesn’t have to stay at Hollywood Studios…it can travel back to your resort with you! These Darth Vader Lights are the perfect thing to trick out your resort room...
Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs
posted by Jen
May the Sauce Be With You. If I am forced to cook, I may as well use The Force whilst I cook. And nothing makes flipping chicken more fun than the whrr-whrrr sound of a lightsaber while you’re doing it. Boys and girls alike will appreciate battling a rack of ribs with these Star Wars...
Star Wars Glasses Pack of 4
posted by Jen
It’s important to celebrate May the 4th properly. Plastic cups are not advised and when serving Aunt Beru’s Blue Milk. It must be served ice cold, in pint glasses. Luckily, we’ve found the perfect 4 Pack of Star Wars Glasses so you can leave the guesswork out of it. Use the...
Darth Vader and R2D2 Rechargeable Spe...
posted by Jen
Cue the Cantina Band! ‘Cuz this Droid and this Sith Lord are ready to rock! Charge up these tiny guys and let the Dub Step roll! These Darth Vader and R2D2 Rechargeable Speakers are ready to blast the tunes whenever, wherever. All ya gotta do is...
Star Wars R2D2
Nutcracker
posted by Jen
You gotta be nuts not to fall in love with this little guy! I mean, why crack open your holiday nuts with a REGULAR nutcracker dude when you can have this R2D2 Nutcracker?? Your pecan pie will taste SO much better when you add a little boo-boop bee-boop to it! Grab this guy and other fine...
Star Wars Princess Leia Beanie Hat
posted by Jen
May the buns be with you…always. Don’t suffer a bad hair day when you can cover it all up and wear side buns, too? Rock the Princess Leia Beanie this season and be a trend-setter, a fangirl, and a hair-hider all at the same time. Or, hello, Instant Halloween Costume! They’ve...
Star Wars Stackable
Mugs
posted by Jen
Oh, NOW we’re TALKIN’! You know that feeling you get when you’ve waited your whole life for something, but didn’t realize you were missing it until you saw it? Yeah. These. That’s what happened with these Star Wars Stackable Mugs. I’m getting these for...
Star Wars Chewbacca Lunchbag
posted by Jen
Um, heck yes, please. Um, it’s furry. It’s Star Wars. It’s Chewie. It holds FOOD. Bring it! What a better way to strut into the cafeteria than carrying a Chewbacca Lunch Bag with fur on it? You’ll be the coolest Nerf Herder on campus…or the cube...
Star Wars R2D2
Trashcan
posted by Jen
I found your new Dorm Room Trashcan! I would straight up put this anywhere in my house, but with back to school season on the verge, it occurred to me JUST how awesome this R2D2 Trashcan would look in a dorm or apartment! Plus, you can score it for cheaper right now with these deals at Think...
Star Wars Lightsaber Lava Lamp
posted by Jen
A long time ago, in a decade far, far away… …in rooms with shag carpeting near kitchens with avocado-colored appliances, there lived…Lava Lamps. And everyone who owned one was amazed. Not merely because they were made of lava, no! But because they wormed their way into the...
R2D2 Raspberry and Stormtrooper Citru...
posted by Jen
You got some boop-boop-bee-boop bad breath, there, Mr. Wookie! Somebody give Chewbacca a breath mint, stat! A piece of gum…candy…something!…anything!!! Oh, thanks, man. These R2D2 Raspberry Sour Candies are just what the Jedi ordered! You can snag these fun things or their...
R2D2 Measuring Cup
Set
posted by Jen
Why don’t ya just boop boop beep boop your way to a freshly baked pound cake? There’s no need to use your brain when you can let your personal droid do all the addition for you! With this R2D2 Measuring Cup Set, the little blue and white guy will make sure your flour’s...
Han Solo in Carbonite Bank
posted by Jen
Here’s a smart way to freeze your assets. But, don’t worry. You can have it unfrozen any time by “someone who loves you very much.” She’ll be wearing a very scary suit and will sound like a broken vacuum cleaner, but she’ll have your money liquidated in no...
Star Wars Princess Leia Beach Towel
posted by Jen
Even we Star Wars Geeks like to get our Spring Break on! The warm weather is comin’, I promise, and we are ready to get our pasty selves out in the sunshine to soak up some rays! Maybe not wearing this particular fashion statement, since I’m sure that Princess Leia wouldn’t...
Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine J...
posted by Jen
You know you’ve written a good line when they have to Trademark it. Now, you can see how many clever lines of your own you can come up with, brainstorming in these so very awesome Star Wars Moleskine Journals! Whether you’re jotting down a recipe for Hoth Chocolate or Wookie...
Star Wars Trailer
Hitch
posted by Jen
Why show your allegiance with a mere bumper sticker or window cling when you can announce it with a Trailer Hitch? Little known fact: When the Jedis or Imperials aren’t navigating their fancy flying machines, they drive Dodge Rams, to which they are fiercely loyal. They are also...
Star Wars Han Solo and Princess Leia ...
posted by Jen
Oh, Han Solo, you were master of the snarky comeback, weren’t you? Well, how does it feel when we wipe the peanut butter off our hands…on your FACE? Just kidding. Your face is too pretty to be buttered. But don’t let it happen again or we could change our minds. For all Star...
Star Wars Lightsaber Earrings
posted by Jen
I’ve found the perfect way to carry The Force with me…always. I can choose the Light Side or the Dark Side of The Force with my Red Lightsaber Earrings or my Green Lightsaber Earrings. For $12.99 each, I can afford a pair of each, to fit my ever changing moods. Luckily today...
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