“Ride Like the Wind, Bullseye!” No, Seriously: Ride Like the Wind! This horse is so ginormous, so you totally could ride him if you wanted to. Bullseye’s practically eating the kid in the picture. Not really. Bullseye’s a vegetarian. But here’s the deal:...

M-I-C-K-E-Y, Send a Note for Cheap! (You like what I did with the theme song just then?) I love that face!! That face brings back so many happy memories of hours spent watching The Mickey Mouse Club on a TV too big for a stand! Remember those TVs? The ones the size of an electric car? With...

Oh, Purple Star Wars Tee, Where have you been all my life?? Everything about you is perfection, you adorable little thing, you! First of all: Purple! Second of all: Star Wars! Third and Fourth, etc: Tissue Weight, Made For Chicks, and COMFY! I love you. As that chick from iCarly says,...

Look closely at this guy. What do you see? If you lean in and squint your eyes just right, it looks like a Mickey Mouse with a Pinnochio Nose. Ha! I think he’s cute, though. It’s a Sterling Silver Mickey Buckle Ring with a little Cubic Zirconium bling-a-bling-bling on the side....

Adventure…is Out There!   It’s the perfect time of year to set out on a new expedition, Explorers! Whether you’re out hunting squirrels (not to kill, just to sniff), or you’re trotting the open streets in search of Old People to Assist, or you’re rigging...

Some of you may be saying, There’s no WAY you’re gettin’ me in that thing! But hear me out: I’m finding it hard to take my eyes off this thing! First of all, it’s a Boba Fett Hoodie! May I go ahead and speculate that most of us have never owned a Boba Fett...

If you’re gonna get fit in the new year, you may as well track your time with some swagger! Okay, here’s why we love Ingersoll: They’ve been around for a billion years, or at least since Henry Ford was around and kickin’. See, he was the guy who helped Ingersoll...

Omigosh. Omigosh, Omigosh, Omigosh! Seriously, how cute is THIS THING?? I love bags. I love Disney. I Looooove Cupcakes. SCORE! This cute little etsy designer, Cakeworthy, uses American Apparel goods to attach their designs to, and there’s other cuteness where this one came...

Cover your new techno-thingy in Disney Fabulousness! Okay, I absolutely adore this image…I think it’s so stinkin’ clever! And I’m super happy to see it added to  a cell phone case like this one for iPhone 5. I love that the faded background makes Snow pop out even...

The hardest part for me right now is deciding which one to get.   There’s four to choose from and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment by my options. What a fantastic problem! Here’s the low-down: your can choose Daily or Weekly, Small or Large, and Cool Quote,...

Since I can’t make it to visit New Fantasyland right this second, the next best thing –I’m thinkin’–is an iPad case with a picture of a Fantasyland ride ON IT. Which, to a crazed Disney fan, is completely and utterly logical. I love these little...

If you like Alice and/or literature and/or giving people stuff, I’ve got just the thing!   This Alice in Wonderland T-Shirt is fabulous enough already: It’s grey. It’s a V-Neck. It’s long. It’s got Classic Alice alongside the White Rabbit. It’s...

Happy New Year, Mickey Fixers!     Anything in particular you’re planning on Fixing this year? I’ve got a list a mile long, which makes running from the top of my list to the bottom of my list quite the feat. I’m hoping this runDisney Performance Tee will inspire me to...

Protect yourself in the new year against….Evil Doinginators!   Hot of the presses: your personal guide to thwarting eee-veeel Doctors like Doofenshmirtz (and other nefarious characters roaming about your neighborhood, threatening to upset the nice lemonade stand monopoly...

Mickey’s not just fun, he’s a helpful ol’ chap, too. Mickey, you’re such a pal. You’re cute, you’re festive, and you’ll hold our eyeglasses if we want you to. Check out this Mickey Mouse Pendant Necklace that you can let hold onto your glasses, grab...

New Fantasyland’s here! Celebrate the new Dumbo ride with this cool Trinket Box by Olszewski! I’m in love with these cute little trinket boxes Box Olszewski affectionately called PokitPals. Mr. Olszewski carefully carves each of them out of resin and turns them into our favorite...

Hakuna Ma-what-a?   “I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned…And it hurt that my friends never stood….downwiiiiind!” Let the painful facts of life roll off your back and be proud of the flatulent warthog you are with this hibiscus-tastic Hakuna...

Now that all the wrapping paper’s been scooped up off the floor, it’s time to get started on my Thank You notes! These Classic Cinderella Note Cards are fab for post-holiday thanks, post-birthday thanks, or just for sending out a Royal Howdy to your friends and loyal subjects!...

Crazy post-holiday sales make certain mousies very happy! Sites all over, like Amazon, are have wicked-crazy after the holiday sales that you’ll want to check out this week. I found this Mickey Loves Minnie bag on Amazon for 34% off, bringing it down to $43.00. I love its hugeness and...

Wake up! Wake up! Santa Claus was here last night! I get REALLY excited about two things in life outside of what you’d expect (family, friends, breathing) and those two things are: Christmas and Disney. Smoosh them both together, and I’m headed towards Happy Face Overload. I love...

It’s Christmas Eve, Mickey Fixers! If you’re excited, wiggle those Mistletoes! Some people frown upon receiving socks and underwear for Christmas. Not this happy little elf: I’d love to find a pair as fabulous as these Mickey Mouse Toe Socks under my tree! And even better,...

Oooh. Here’s a good, subtle one for ya. Your Mickey Friends will give you the sly smile and nod of approval when they see you rockin’ this awesome, green tee sporting seemingly arbitrary icons and two simple words across the bottom. Everyone else may think you’re just into...

“Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate’s Life for Me!”   It’s time to get fun and funky–Pirate Style–for your New Year’s Eve Party, Hearties! Check out this rad Aarrghhhh! Necklace from ModCloth: it’s got a 24″ adjustable-length chain with a...

Have your garden birds been naughty or nice this year? Santa Mickey will be the judge of that! Santa Mickey is making me very happy this holiday season, in all of his incarnations, and I hope you’re getting a kick out of him, too. There’s something about my beloved Mr. Mouse in a...

She’s a lady! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady! “Wazowski! You forgot to do your paperwork!” What a way with words that woman has. And her mole, how it glistens ‘neath her lovely, shiny red lip stain. Roz, we love ya, and we can’t wait to see you again on the...

If I knew how to spell Chewie’s Guttural Roar, I’d type it <here>. Because that’s what I feel like doing right now ‘cuz this puppy’s on SALE! I’ve had my eye on it for awhile, and now this Comic Con Exclusive Chewbacca Messenger Bag is $67.49, a...

It’s beginning to smell a lot like Dis-ney…!   I love how Disney is constantly upping the ante on everything they do. First came the super-cute Vinylmation characters. Then, they made them smell. Now they smell and hang on your TREE! This little Mickey Mouse Jingle Smells...

It’s time to pack it up to go over the river and through the woods! Why be just another suitcase in a sea of black suitcases when you can have this crazy fantastic thing? This 20″ hardshell suitcase is called “Magical World” for a reason…look at the crazy happy...

Oooh…Lookie! It’s a Tower of Chocolate Power!   If you’re still on the hunt for last minute Christmas gifts, you can’t go wrong with givin’ some Ghirardelli love, especially FOUR LAYERS of it! This 4-Tiered Tower of Deliciousness is chock-full of...

Almost too cute to put your big, greasy head on…ALMOST!   This Mickey Santa Mouse pillow’s worth every penny for its velvety sparkleness and rhinestone and sequinned snowflakes, but lucky for us, it’s 40% off right this second, making it $35.97! Perfect for your house...

Omigosh, I’m in love with her little, fat head! Cinderella has never looked so cute to me! I have been on the hunt for cute-o stocking stuffers as of late, and when I found this 3D Pop! line of adorableness I ABOUT freaked out! I don’t know what it is about Funco and their...

Okay, raise  your hand if you know someone who would love to find this super-cute handbag under their tree this season. Now, keep your hand up if that person is YOU. (My hand’s still in the air, in case you were wondering.) This Snow White Flocked Handbag is an adorable bowler bag...

Dooney Sale…Dooney Sale…Dooney Sale! I know it feels like the entire world’s on sale right now, but this one’s kind of important…all the Dooneys at the Disney Store are 10% off for a limited time! This beaut, above, is the sweetest deal, IMHO, because they...

Frighten and amuse all who enter your abode with a Millennium Falcon the size of your den.   I saw a commercial this weekend where this kid walks into his room and completely freaks out and you have no idea why he’s freaking out because the camera is trained on his face for like 30...

You know, sometimes a mere STAR atop your Christmas Tree just isn’t enough. Sometimes, sometimes, you need a star that glows. And rotates. While Santa drives his eight jolly reindeer around the top of your tree. Dressed as Mickey Mouse. So, if you’ve got a tree in your house...

How cute is this thing going to look on your mantle, hanging with care? I’m a sucker for Finding Nemo, so this Nemo and Squirt Christmas Stocking is making me so happy-happy-happy right now. It’s big enough to hold my big goodies from Santa…it’s 20 inches long and a...

Omigosh,omigosh,omigosh…it’s my very own Polynesian! Okay, so two super-fun things about this wee-rendition of The Poly is that…wait, I just gave you one of the answers…1) It’s a wee-rendition of The Poly! and 2) It attaches to a super-fly Monorail Play Set...

Fire Sale going on over at the Disney Store! Hop on over like Luxo and check it out! Seriously, all the Disney Holiday Trim-a-Home? Up to 50% off. Snuggy jammies and snugglier plush friends? Up to 40% off. Toys, and toys, and toys? Up to 50% off. And this  adorable ornament with the adorable...

Oooh….a shiny Harveys! My name is Jen and I’m a Harveyholic. They’re the most supercalifragi-fabulous bags there ever did be. They’re made out of seatbelts, y’all. SEATBELTS! And this one’s covered in Sally Patchwork Nightmare Before Christmas Goodness...

Yoda, Baby, Put a Sable Under the Tree…   You know, I don’t know why I put that song in your head just now…that song really gets on my nerves! But, it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this Santa Yoda Hat, and it made me laugh out loud! I want one for each of my...