Just making sure you have these in your possession before the party starts. Because the Enchanted Tiki Room is celebrating its 50th Birthday in Disneyland this June, and I KNOW the die-hards among us (self included) will be throwing a Happy Birthday Tiki Room Party of massive proportions....

Omigosh…cutest, funnest puzzle EVER. I can’t wait to get my hands on this cute, pink thing and punch out all the pieces to build my very own Minnie bit by pink little bit! Isn’t she cute? I mean, there’s a little bit of creepy vibe to her, but I still think she’s...

I cannot tell a lie…this is NOT a #2 Pencil. Here’s another thing that ain’t no lie: that’s a stinkin’ cute Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener. The cool thing about this thing is, your untruths are directly correlated to the size of the pencil you’re sharpening....

Who’s fired up for the Disney Princess Half Marathon Weekend?? This looks like a really fun event, this whole Running-Around-Disney-World-Thing. Disney, as usual, has put together some amazing stuff for the Half Marathon Weekend: they’ve got family stuff, running stuff, eating...

You had me at “I know”, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…   Ah, young, egotistical love. Who are we to blame young Leia for falling for the likes of a Scruffy Smuggler like Solo? Let she among us without a massive Han-crush cast the first stone! (Wow. I just heard...

Joe Flacco’s Going to Disney World!! Man, was that a close one! I think MVP Joe might have needed a trip to The World as a stress-reliever if they hadn’t pulled it out last night. What a game! Minnie’ very excited about the result, because she thinks Mickey’s...

Chocolate Chips — Ahoy! Steamboat Willie has his sights set on some Oatmeal Cream Pies and he’s not stoppin’ til he gets some! Okay, so maybe Oatmeal Cream Pies might not be the best choice to put in your new Steamboat Willie Cookie Jar…too mushy… but I’m...

There are a lot of things I’d like to do to Jar Jar Binks, but I’ve just discovered a few I hadn’t yet thought of! I can step on him, squoosh him, toss him across the room, or sneak him onto unsuspecting people’s chairs and….wait for Jar Jar to earn his keep by...

Well, Hello, There, Best Of Both Worlds! Beloved Chocolate, meet Star Wars. Beloved Star Wars, Chocolate. Now that you’ve met: Get In My Belly! I love a good talking M&M Dude, and an M&M Dude dressed up as a Stormtrooper will melt my heart…as long as it’s not in my...

Some of you may be saying, There’s no WAY you’re gettin’ me in that thing! But hear me out: I’m finding it hard to take my eyes off this thing! First of all, it’s a Boba Fett Hoodie! May I go ahead and speculate that most of us have never owned a Boba Fett...

New Fantasyland’s here! Celebrate the new Dumbo ride with this cool Trinket Box by Olszewski! I’m in love with these cute little trinket boxes Box Olszewski affectionately called PokitPals. Mr. Olszewski carefully carves each of them out of resin and turns them into our favorite...

She’s a lady! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady! “Wazowski! You forgot to do your paperwork!” What a way with words that woman has. And her mole, how it glistens ‘neath her lovely, shiny red lip stain. Roz, we love ya, and we can’t wait to see you again on the...

It’s beginning to smell a lot like Dis-ney…!   I love how Disney is constantly upping the ante on everything they do. First came the super-cute Vinylmation characters. Then, they made them smell. Now they smell and hang on your TREE! This little Mickey Mouse Jingle Smells...

It’s time to pack it up to go over the river and through the woods! Why be just another suitcase in a sea of black suitcases when you can have this crazy fantastic thing? This 20″ hardshell suitcase is called “Magical World” for a reason…look at the crazy happy...

Omigosh, I’m in love with her little, fat head! Cinderella has never looked so cute to me! I have been on the hunt for cute-o stocking stuffers as of late, and when I found this 3D Pop! line of adorableness I ABOUT freaked out! I don’t know what it is about Funco and their...

Frighten and amuse all who enter your abode with a Millennium Falcon the size of your den.   I saw a commercial this weekend where this kid walks into his room and completely freaks out and you have no idea why he’s freaking out because the camera is trained on his face for like 30...

How cute is this thing going to look on your mantle, hanging with care? I’m a sucker for Finding Nemo, so this Nemo and Squirt Christmas Stocking is making me so happy-happy-happy right now. It’s big enough to hold my big goodies from Santa…it’s 20 inches long and a...

Why settle for snowmen and ginger-dude cookies this year, when you can have THESE? Don’t tell my neighbor, but I am totally showing up to her Christmas Cookie Swap with a plateful of Boba Fett! I’m totally giddy over these Press and Stamp Heroes and Villains Star Wars Cookie...

Found the perfect item for your tree, you have. Make your cubicle festive, you will. Turkey Week is over. Let the blinkage begin! My neighbor had his lights up and twinkling even before my turkey was cold. It’s on! I’m upping my game this year, guys, because not only are my famous...

Are you feeling more Sea Witchy or more like Evil Queen Witchy today ? I’m feelin’ a little Mother Gothel today, myself. But I can see any of these Six Disney Villains Varnishes making their way into my manicurotation (I just made that word up; like it?) based on varying Moods,...

Oh, Gonzo. There’s no one else like ya.   No, seriously. There’s no one else like you…that was the whole premise of “Muppets from Space”. You felt like a complete and utter outcast and different from the rest, until all those other Gonzo-esque characters...

Abe Lincoln once said, “All men are created equal. Bandages? Not so much.” That’s the bit of verbal history that gets swept under the rug. In fact, you won’t hear the line regarding Bandages when you visit Disney’s Hall of Presidents. It’s a shame, too,...

I’m fairly certain I don’t even NEED words to describe how cool this thing is. I mean, just LOOK at it. It’s the stinkin’ Millennium Falcon. That opens your bottles! It’s perfection and nostalgia all rolled up into an oblong metal body. AND it has a magnet on the...

If I’m throwing a party for a Sith Lord, do I go with the traditional balloons and streamers-type decorating, or should I go with a more sinister decor? I’m inclined to go with the balloons and streamers, just because I don’t really DO sinister, but I certainly don’t...

I’ve always wanted a floating head for my living room. I think this one will complement my decor nicely, don’t you? I will put it right beside my tambourine and my horn and my bell. Then, when Madame Leota calls out “Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond; let there be music...

Who’s my good girl? Who wants a Wookie Cookie? Who’s my good girl?? Sparky deserves a night out on Halloween, too, and this Yoda costume is just the thing that’s going to help her score some extra treats door to door. Just look how happy she is wearing her wee Jedi Cape and...

Do you think they sell these by the 12-pack? I want to smell this smell in every room I walk into. This is the kind of thing that can keep a Disneyphile like me going for DAYS. This is Disney Magic personified right here, my friends. Behold the Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bar Air Freshener! Not...

Try to not look cool drinking out of one of these things. Try!   Think Geek is having a rockin’ Star Wars sale this week and my life couldn’t be better. Stuff like the Star Wars Family Car Decals featured awhile back and the Darth Vader Lamp from a few days ago are both on...

Glow with the Dark Side, you will! I have three very incredible things to tell you about right now. The first, obviously, is this awesomely-fantastic Darth Vader Lamp that wants to come live at your house and bathe you in darkish-evil light. Second: BIG sale going on at Think Geek this week,...

“Imagination…one little spark of inspiration!” Have I officially lodged that song into your synapses for the rest of the day? Fantastic. Since this week we’re ALL ABOUT EPCOT, I wanted to take a moment to put this guy on center stage: everyone’s favorite, full of...

“Whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present. Practicing their terror, with ghoulish delight…” Bring a creepy bit of the Haunted Mansion to your abode with this sweet ‘n sour Mickey Mouse Halloween Candelabra....

WARNING: Don’t try this at home. Could induce hibernation sickness.   But what you CAN do at home is pop one of these cubes into an unsuspecting guest’s glass at your next Halloween Party and get the party started. Frozen eyeballs are SO predictable…why not serve up...

Sometimes, you just want to REEK of Disney. I am oh-so-happy to report that Disney is now selling the fantastic smelly-goods you know and love from their resorts online for your huffing and sniffing pleasure. The picture represents the Spa Sea Marine Line by H2O+ for Disney, including the Sea...

You know right this second who deserves this award, don’t you? This thing belongs to somebody in your life, and you want to walk up to them right this second and put it in their rotten little hands, don’t you?  Or maybe just put it on their porch, ring the bell and run? Or,...

Your motorbike’s no match for the proton torpedoes on my ten speed! Omigosh, this guy’s entire collection on Red Bubble has had me giggling for days. Click on the image of this awesome reinterpretation of the famous Trench Run scene in Star Wars to see see this print up close and...

Paying bills makes me slightly grouchy. I start to look like this chick. Is it wrong to feel gleeful sending the cable company their monthly dues on checks with Villains all over them? I’m thinking not. With these Legendary Villains Checks, I can pay my dues with a little mwa-ha-ha at...

Death Star Bad. Must. SQUOOSH IT!! What do you do when there’s a perfectly good Death Star right in your sights and you’re fresh out of proton torpedoes?? You squish the heck out of it! For anyone who’s ever wanted to show that No-Moon Space Station who’s boss,...

This mug has everything I love goin’ for it. I love peace. I love love. I love Mickey. And I LOVE me some coffee. Plus, I just love the design of this thing. It makes me happy with all the bright colors and the giant Mickey hidden in plain sight right in front of your java-needin’...

These made me laugh out loud.   I mean frightened me terribly. Completely and utterly terrified by these guys.  I think it’s Goofy’s cock-eyed Vampire thing that made me laugh the loudest. Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Goofy OR Pluto’s uvulas in such...

So, Ferb, waddaya wanna chew today?   I can never make up my mind about stuff, which is why I don’t have a tattoo. But this is the kind of tattoo I can get behind…or, in front of. Check out these super-rad Phineas and Ferb Tung-toos. They’re super cheap, super sour, and...