Hey…Where’s Dad?   Oh, here he is! Watching basketball on the couch! I TOLD you he’d like his new Perry the Platypus Lounge Pants! I just didn’t think they’d make him so comfortable…sitting…for so…long…! Just HOW many games are there ON tv...

What a wonderful day to spend in your pajamas, reading…The Scientific Method?  Is that what Jack’s reading? I can’t tell, and I honestly wouldn’t even care what I was reading,  if I could be under a cozy blanket right n…zzzzzz. Oh! Hello! So, as I was saying,...

It’s good to keep your options open. It’s good to know which side you’re on, but smart to have a back-up t-shirt in case You Know Who shows us at your next get-together asking questions about where your loyalties lie… Wapoosh! Former Jedi becomes…Imperial...

Think warm thoughts of mosquitoes, high humidity, and 97 degrees Fahrenheit!   The cold rain has me shiverin’ in my boots (and in me timbers) right about now, and while I am known to gripe about the ridonk humidity of Summertime in Disney World, I would give ANYTHING to be griping about...

Yay! Yay! Yay! The Severed Hands are on Sale!!   I don’t normally get THIS excited about severed hands, but THIS is one I’ve been eyeing for a mighty long time, and now, it’s on SALE! You, too, can score this Wampa Severed Hand Ice Scraper for just $14.99 right now at...

Congrats, Brave, on your Oscar Win!! Brave! You did it! We knew you could do it! Congratulations to you for taking home the Oscar for Best Animated Film! We know it was hard for you to go up against your brother, Wreck it Ralph, but we know Ralph and Felix are SUPER happy for your win! We...

Avengers, Assemble…Your Beverages!  Mmmm….Hulk Milk. Do you think Chocolate Milk would taste better out of a Hulk Glass or a Thor Glass? My bet’s on Hulk…I’d reserve the Thor glass for an evening beverage. But the Iron Man Glass DEFINITELY belongs to the V8...

I cannot tell a lie…this is NOT a #2 Pencil. Here’s another thing that ain’t no lie: that’s a stinkin’ cute Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener. The cool thing about this thing is, your untruths are directly correlated to the size of the pencil you’re sharpening....

Things are not always as they seem… For instance, just by looking at this bag, you’d have NO IDEA it had POCKETS inside. But it does. Everything in Oz is sneaky and magical like that… I am so ENTHRALLED with the idea of movie, and cannot WAIT for its premiere. Disney has...

Who’s fired up for the Disney Princess Half Marathon Weekend?? This looks like a really fun event, this whole Running-Around-Disney-World-Thing. Disney, as usual, has put together some amazing stuff for the Half Marathon Weekend: they’ve got family stuff, running stuff, eating...

WARNING: This bracelet will NOT allow one to fly, if one chooses to leap out one’s nursery window. I feel the need to clarify these things, as warning labels are very helpful. Take, for instance, my hairdryer, whose manufacturer is ADAMANT that I not use my Conair 2500 while in the...

For her sake, I hope that girl’s got some mighty strong toes. We all know she’s doomed, DOOMED, I tell you, like the rest of us traveling with the 999 Happy Haunts in the Haunted Mansion. Let this awesome Stretching Portrait Hard Shell Case for your Samsung Galaxy 3 be a constant...

If there’s anyone you can trust to protect your iPad, it’s James P. Sullivan. He’s cute, he’s fuzzy, he’s delicate, and he could squoosh you like a bug if he wanted to. But, fortunately for us, Sully has a soft spot for cute children and pricey electronic...

Maleficent? Watch your back. ‘Cause Theodora is BRINGIN’ the Wicked! Disney Store has just unleashed the flying monkeys in their Oz The Great and Powerful shop online, and it’s got me all jacked up! I can’t wait for this movie’s release next month and I’ve...

Hoooo Doesn’t Love a Good Brooooch? Okay, I gotta admit: it took me a bit to figure out the Disney-Owl Connection, but a quick Google search will lead you to many examples of nocturnal birds of prey of the Disney variety…MY personal favorite being Big Mama from The Fox and The...

Some Mondays at the office are worse than others… Poor Harold. He’s so distraught, he hasn’t even touched his peas. I’d be a little concerned, too, if I’d let a droid that MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE THE PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR SHOVED INTO ITS CREVICES pass by without...

Time to start rounding up some V-Day gifts! Okay, seriously, don’t tell the hubs, but I found him a new wallet for Valentine’s Day. Shhh! Here’s the cool thing about this Captain America Mighty Wallet: firstly, it’s mighty like Captain America himself and the...

It’s so easy…being green. Kermit was green before green was cool, kind of as a default, but still: he was way hip to the Green Movement before we even thought about putting an aluminum can in curbside receptacle. Show your friends that you believe Green is Good, whether that...

Yippee! Pizza and Movie Night! Pizza and Movie Night!   We have a family tradition around my house where Friday = Pizza and Movie Night, which also = My Favorite Night of the Week! First we gorge ourselves on the best Greek Pizza money can buy (once every six months, then whatever a...

Somebody get me a baby, quick…! No, for realz…I’mma need me a baby here quick-like, because somebody, SOMEBODY is getting this as a shower gift. Ain’t gonna be me. But it could be YOU. Or your sister, if she’s nice enough. But SOMEBODY is getting this wrapped up...

You had me at “I know”, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…   Ah, young, egotistical love. Who are we to blame young Leia for falling for the likes of a Scruffy Smuggler like Solo? Let she among us without a massive Han-crush cast the first stone! (Wow. I just heard...

It’s back! It’s updated! It’s got more food than you can shake a Pocky Stick at!   It’s the new DFB Guide to Disney Dining 2013! And my copy currently has drool all over it, if we’re just being honest here. I downloaded mine to my PC and proceeded to drool...

Joe Flacco’s Going to Disney World!! Man, was that a close one! I think MVP Joe might have needed a trip to The World as a stress-reliever if they hadn’t pulled it out last night. What a game! Minnie’ very excited about the result, because she thinks Mickey’s...

This bunch?  Worst Landlords EVER. I’ll bet they overcharge on the rent and their properties smell like cheese.  But it might be fun to assume the role of one of these evil slumlords and attempt to divide and conquer the world one tiny castle at a time.  What do you think the Disney...

Yay! Saturday! AKA Wear a Hat All Day Day! Ah, Saturday…you Day of Chores, Groceries, and Little League Games. You guardian of DVR’d Shows, Sofa Time, and Unread Magazines. We know you well, and we like you best. We save our best hats for YOU. Check out my new favorite Saturday...

What do you get when you take the Universal Symbol for Minnie Mouse and add some cloisonne polka dots? This shiny thing…here! It’s the perfect accessory for Wear Red for Heart Health Day! This flashy little number by Disney Couture can be your physical prompt to eat heart healthy...

Found it. Fairest of All Photo Frames. Right here. This wicked-cool frame was modeled after the Magic Mirror from Snow White, and by all accounts one is supposed to replace the factory artwork with 4×6 picture of your own family…but I’m thinkin’ that the picture that...

“From the day we arrive on the planet… ….and, blinking, stepped…Dude, that’s no moon!” The good thing about accepting an AT-AT into your herd is that they’re not a big drain on the water hole, and there’s no LIMIT to the amount of luggage they...

It’s a Jolly Holiday with YOU, Bert!   Oh, isn’t this the cutest phone case you’ve ever seen? And the cutest depiction of the Jolly Holiday scene from Mary Poppins EVER? I love the little sketch-work on this case so much that I want it big enough to hang on my wall!...

Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!   Disney Store Rindonkulous Weekend Sale (not the Latin term) continues! Today’s the last day, and the last day you can put your mitts around this Super Fuzzy Fozzie for an additional 15% off! Snag him up for $8.49 when you enter code BONUS at checkout. And...

There are a lot of things I’d like to do to Jar Jar Binks, but I’ve just discovered a few I hadn’t yet thought of! I can step on him, squoosh him, toss him across the room, or sneak him onto unsuspecting people’s chairs and….wait for Jar Jar to earn his keep by...

Six letters, my friends: L-O-U-N-G-E. These pants had me at “L” … They’re made out of the same stuff jersey sheets are made out of, so it would be like walking around with two t-shirts on your legs, but without the awkwardly misplaced holes. So, in other words: Heaven...

“One Strawberries and Creme Frappucino to go…and can you make that under-water-proof, please??” Ariel’s as psyched as the rest of us that Starbucks is coming to join her in the Magic Kingdom this year. Fresh off the buzz of her new “Under the Sea” ride in...

“Oh, de-uh, de-uh,  I’m afraid I’ve been tuhhned into a rectangulah piece of scrap!”   Fear not, C3P0, you’ve been repurposed, as the cool kids say, into something super swanky! Behold, the C3P0 Case for iPhone 5! Don’t worry, Cee: you’re still...

Chilly nights are best spent snuggled up to The Dark Side. And if you can’t snuggle with the Dark Side, Be the Dark Side, with this Imperial Thermal Long-Sleeved T-Shirt. What would you do without me around to impart this incredible wisdom to you, huh? If it’s cold, snuggle up...

Today JUST may be your Lucky Day! It’s all about Magic and Luck in the Parks for 2013, and they’re celebrating Lucky 13 with all sorts of fun and festive gear and accessories featuring the official motto of 2013: “Believe in Magic!” This pin is rockin’ the new...

Well, Hello, There, Best Of Both Worlds! Beloved Chocolate, meet Star Wars. Beloved Star Wars, Chocolate. Now that you’ve met: Get In My Belly! I love a good talking M&M Dude, and an M&M Dude dressed up as a Stormtrooper will melt my heart…as long as it’s not in my...

Oooh! I love this thing!   I love the jailbird stripes, I love the silver foil Jack Head, I love the long, flowy looseness of it…I love it all! What do you think? Is this sweater crying out for you to take it home? Or am I the only one hearing talking sweaters today? You’ve gotta...

Protect your phone from Hibernation Sickness with this rad Han Solo case!  There’s no real hope for Solo, however, poor guy…he’s headed straight for Hibernation Sickness, but such is the fate of Darth Vader’s Frozen Guinea Pig. You don’t have to suffer a similar...

Never leave your slipper behind when running down the stairs to catch your Pumpkin Coach again! I love those cute little charm bracelets everybody has from Pandora, Chamilia, etc. They’re the 21st Century version of the Tell Your Life Story on Your Wrist bracelets we used to wear a moon...