Welcome to the Holiday Season, Foolish Mortals…. The kids are back in school, and that means two things: heavier traffic in the a.m. and stores decorated for Halloween. I wanted to go ahead and put this bit of Disney fun up on the site right after I found it, because these seasonal...

Don’t worry; you won’t get murdered with a candlestick in this version. This version is much more tame, and much cooler, too: it comes with glow in-the-dark-die. Oooh!! The lights in the Hollywood Hotel have been knocked out in a terrible storm. It’s your job to figure out...

Pick your poison, Young Jedi. Do you like your morning beverage Dark and Evil like the Imperials? Or do you like to Warm Up Wookie Style? Maybe you prefer the Green Goodness of the Jedi Master? Now you can change your mind as quickly as C3PO changes languages with this three pack! The set...

We may never know which color Spider-Man uses to paint his nails, since they’re cleverly disguised under that fancy suit, but we can flash our fingers in a nod to our favorite Webslinger with THESE awesome paints. The OPI Amazing Spider-Man Collection features 7 full-sized bottles of...

Battle the Forces of Morning with your Giant-Faced Captain America Coffee Mug!! As you might have been able to glean from my previous posts, I’m quite the fan of giant-faced things. Big lover of the close-up shot. And this awesomely-blue Captain America Coffee Mug is NO exception, my...

It’s a small world, but you still have to pack if you wanna see it. Try this bag on for size. Not only is it covered in adorable Mary Blair artwork from the “it’s a small world” ride, this Tahitian Dreams Weekender Bag by LeSportsac is the perfect size for an impromptu...

“Don’t get your head squooshed in the door, dummy.” That’s a LOOSE translation, but that’s basically what that says. And anyone who loves riding the monorail–just for the sake of the monorail–will love and appreciate the Spanish translation of...

Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched? Well, now you can carry that paranoia in your back pocket with this spookily fab Haunted Mansion iPhone case. The googly-eyed dudes are inlaid in a hard shell case, and ready to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4S from evil technological...

Because life is nothing if not a metaphor. Does your life begin and end with Star Wars? Do you still burrow down at night in your Luke and Leia sheets? Are there “certain” previously-assembled Lego sets that no one in your house is allowed to touch? Do you answer the phone...

SHAG’s back!! From the guy who brought you the wicked awesome Fantasyland Drinking Glass and the super fantastic Magic Kingdom Retro Shirt, I present to you The Wahini Hula Girl Playing the Ukulele Fridge Magnet! SHAG got such a round of applause with the last two things we featured...

Some princesses never learn. At least Snow’s let someone ELSE take the first bite out of this Macintosh in this clever MacBook skin.  Folks will do a double-take when they see Snow White with her mitts on your Mac’s glowing apple.  Will she or won’t she? Where’d she...

This is not the Honda you’re looking for. The Honda you’re looking for is over there, with the Wookie Family on it. Lucky for us, Think Geek is shelling out Star Wars sticky dudes 50 to the pack with 19 different characters to choose from, so we can rearrange our Jedi-Imperial...

“Welcome, Foolish Mortals…” …to your new iPhone case.  A guy who goes by the handle actualchad has created this wicked (pun free of charge) iPhone case with your fave phrases from Haunted Mansion…and you can GET IT HERE! If they’re hard to see from the...

Aw. Now, this thing just makes my heart go “bomp bomp.” I think Carl and Ellie have one of the sweetest relationships in all of Disney cinema, and their love story just makes my insides happy and fuzzified. Check out this awesome representation of Carl’s very worn, very...

Don’t call him a “doll.”  He’s not fond of the word “figurine” either. And don’t hug him when he’s angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry… When he’s not SUPER angry–just merely making his mad...

We work to pay for our vacations. We vacation so we don’t have to think about work. Now we can at least make the boring part–saving for our holidays–FUN with this cute little Mechanical Kitty Coin bank pawing at our coinage. Banks really should always make you laugh, in my...

I haven’t seen a case this cool since Eastern was an airline. One time, way back in the nineteen hundred and eighties, my parents’ flight was delayed coming back from Fancypantsville, which meant I had to stay an extra night with my Great-Aunt Mern. (I was never invited on trips...

When’s the last time you went 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, huh?   Well, check it: this awesome chick on Etsy has created these fab, tile coasters out of reclaimed Magic Kingdom maps! Now your Diet Coke can take a jaunt on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, your coffee can cruise on Snow...

Who needs to get their paws done? Minnie’s willing to help a girl out with her new line of OPI Nail Color. Check out Minnie’s signature red: “The Color of Minnie”,  the funkified pink: “If You Moust, You Moust”, and the sparkly reddish-mauvy-pink:...

But, how will your husband ever know you love him if you don’t buy him this Tron Pinball Machine? I mean, what’s he supposed to do, guess? Or, maybe you’re hoping that recordable card from you and the kids is gonna do the trick? Don’t leave things to chance when...

Think this planter’s big enough to help me hide my Black Thumb? No one’s going to notice that I can’t keep begonias alive. They’re going to be way too zoned in on the cuteness of this pot. This is pot is so great, though, it’s inspiring me to be a better...

How well do you think this would go with a slab of bacon? Because I’m planning to pretty much dump it on anything I can get my hands on.  You remember that scene in Jungle Book when Kaa the Snake hypnotizes Mowgli and it makes his eyes go all woo-woo-woo and he’s totally...

Well, here’s my new favorite getaway glass. Okay, I’ll admit it: up until a month ago, I had no clue who the artist SHAG was, but now I must own everything he’s ever produced. Right this second. His drawings are so dang cute I can’t stand it! I’ve written about...

Duuuude. Dude? DUDE! Careful not to hurl on my shell. Just waxed it. What’s up, Jelly Man? My offspring are gonna go cu-cu-ca-choo over this rad Crush Figurine for our Fish Tank. We’re gonna have our goldfish thinking they’re cruising the EAC, working out their thrill...

There’s nothing more refreshing after a long day in The Parks than a Frozen Lemonade, am I right? I’m loving the smell of this new Method Foaming Soap. It smells just like a Frozen Lemonade, and it’s shaped like Mickey’s head, so what’s there NOT to like, right?...

Electricity’s sole purpose seems to be so that man could find unusual faces stamped onto the surface of his toast. For those of you uninterested in acquiring “Mother Teresa Toast” for $600, there’s another option. Check out this cool throw-back Limited Edition Disney...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who, me? Yeah, you! Couldn’t be! Then who? Do you remember that song from Summer Camp? It popped into my head as soon as I saw this adorably sweet (pun free of charge) cookie jar from the Best of Mickey Collection! Everyone in my house is going...

When it comes to Horrible Dudes, it doesn’t get much worse than Darth Vader. He and his Imperial Forces are some of the Horrible-est around. So horrible, in fact, that they’re not just on the Bad Side, they’re on the DARK Side. Whenever I think of Darth Vader death-gripping...

I think I may as well just order two sets of these right off the bat. One for the eating. One for the decorating. I’m looking forward to the thrill of pulling them out of the cabinet and wondering….Oooh! Which one do I get this time? India? Holland? Switzerland? Just LOOKING at...

Well, here’s just the cutest thing ever. I’m a sucker for boxes, and this one has me wrapped around it’s tiny trinket-y finger! Master creator of all things Lilliputian, Bob Olszewski has recreated scenes from the Stretching Room in Disney’s Haunted Mansion, and turned...

Whether he’s headed to Real Vacation or Vacation In His Mind, this shirt is the fastest ticket there, my friend. This awesome button-down for guys is not only cool (really, it’s cool…it’s got side-vents), but it shows off everyone’s favoritest bits of the Magic...

You’re not fooling anybody. That traditional Ear Hat is SO not keeping your ears warm.  So to represent in colder climes, check out these uber adorable Mickey and Minnie Hoodie Hats! (We know…Amazon is confused about Mickey v. Minnie.  Just roll with it.) Normally, when...

You know, the description on this thing says it’s for ages 7-13, but I’m getting one anyway.  It’s not fair for them to limit my enjoyment of life like that. What, like 14-year olds all of a sudden can’t have Star Wars Planetariums? Well, here’s the thing: I’m ordering one for MY...

If you’re like me, whenever you cross over into Japan in Epcot, you spend a RIDICULOUS amount of time in Mitsukoshi Department Store, running around saying how c-u-u-u-u-u-te everything is.  This T-Shirt totally qualifies for that. I think it’s mandatory that everything FROM Japan be...

Guilt is so weird. It can make you do the craziest things. Here’s an example. I’m no runner. Sure, I used to be pretty fast on the playground, being QUITE the kickball player and all, but I’d hardly call my ADULT self a RUNNER. But, see, I wanna be. I really do. Runners are adorable....

Aww…look at Luke. So peaceful, all snuggled up in those warm, Tauntaun entrails. Someone must really love you, Luke Skywalker. It’s cold out there on the Hoth Ice Planet, and somebody went out of their way just to make you nice and cozy-warm inside the belly of that giant sci-fi...

Let’s face it: most girls have “moods.” I have about 90 of them, and only about six of them are pleasant. I kid, I kid. Seven of them are pleasant. Anyhow, this Art of the Princess journal set not only encourages my love of writing, but it also speaks to what Elvis Costello would call my...

Brighten any occasion with the Color Fusion Mickey Mouse Beverage Charms!   Sure to make the most of your next gathering, guests can easily identify their drinks with these colorful Mickeys.  Beautiful rainbow glass is sure to compliment any décor while adding a little fun.  These...

Conquering Cartoon Wasteland has proven to be more fun while wearing the Main Ears Epic Mickey t-shirt!   Not only will you be protected from errant paint and thinner splashes, fans outside the Wasteland will know that you are as mischievous and adventurous as Mickey in everything you...

Have no fear of the dark side of the clouds with this head-turning Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrella!   Embrace your inner Jedi while battling against tiny water missiles sent from the skies.  With replica hilts that are scaled down for easier carrying, you can choose to rule the weather as...